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Mall or Nothing/Quotes

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Gil Gunderson: Face it, Gil, it's back to children's shoes. And then the sweet release of death.

Marge: What's wrong, Homie? You seem on edge.
Homer: I don't know. Maybe a mid-life crisis.
Marge: You had one last year. I think it's like chicken pox. You can only get it once.

Bart: Where'd you get this? We didn't give it to you.
Homer: I got it at a garage sale.
Bart: [reading] "To our daddy, love from Rod and Todd."
Homer: All right, I got it at a garage. Okay?

Lisa: I can't believe this. We're living in the heart of shallow commercialism and naked consumerism.

Bart: [to Lisa] You wouldn't know how to have fun if fun ran over you in a great big funmobile!

Squeaky-voiced teen: I'm gonna have to take you in!
Bart: You can't bust me. I live here.
Squeaky-voiced teen: I have to bring someone in.
Bart: Milhouse doesn't live here.
Squeaky-voiced teen: Come quietly, four-eyes.