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Maggie & the Buccaneers/Quotes

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Lisa: Look, mom! Funny pictures! Can we take one? It'll be fun!
Marge: Yes, but let's hurry Maggie's very tired.
Bart: All right!
Lisa: I'll be the mermaid of course!
Bart: No, I want to be the mermaid! But instead of showing my face, I'll show my butt!
Marge: Let's take a picture as pirates. It has three holes so Maggie can be in it, too!
Bart: Can I still show my butt?

Bart: Bo-ring! What we need is some pirate action!

Pirate Captain: Get ready to board 'er!
Pirate: Uh... sir, our prey is on the starboard side.

Pirate: Uh-oh!.
Pirate: What? The witch changed into a parrot again?

Pirate Captain: What happened?
Pirate: Sir, you parrot turned into a girl!
Pirate: There! she's hidden in the bucket!
Pirate: Let's get her!