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Maggie's Bedtime Story/Quotes

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Marge: [narration] Once in a land of fields and springs, in a Terrace Evergreen, there lived a very lonely king who hoped to find a queen. He came upon a mighty glade and vowed to search it all, when his heart was won by a peasant maid with hair three stories tall. He slew the mighty Sister-Beast and away the couple ran... he ate enough at the wedding feast to kill a normal man! And soon, the castle was filled with joy and the sound of tiny feet, most pranks were blamed upon the boy (the princess was too sweet). The family all had happy souls and did their royal duty, but they knew they would not be whole...
Marge: "...til you came, Sleeping Beauty." Good night, my little princess!