Madison Avenue Maggie/Quotes

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Representative 1: [Gasp] That baby! She's perfect!

Representative 2: She's exactly what we've been looking for! Stop the car! Pardon us, ma'am. We represent the Chup Chup Pacifier Company. We're creating a new ad campaign, and we want this little angel to star in it! What's her name?

Marge: Maggie!

Representative 2: Now isn't that sweet!

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Representative 2: Maggie, you're going to be the new spokesbaby for Chup Chup Pacifiers.

Marge: But she doesn't speak yet.

Representative 2: Not a problem! With her looks and our marketing masterminds, Chup Chup sales will skyrocket!

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Homer: So Maggie's a movie star?

Marge: well, not yet, but tomorrow she's going to star in a pacifier commercial.

Homer: Woo-hoo! Maggie's a movie star!

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Marge: Remember, Homer... You're taking the kids to school.

Homer: Awww... Why me?

Lisa: They're shooting Maggie's commercial today!

Homer: Maggie's what?

Bart: Let's go, Homer. We'll explain it in the car.

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Bart: Uh-oh, Homer. From the look on mom's face, I think you may have jumped the gun...