Lisa's Bottom 40

Lisa's Bottom 40 is a list over the bottom forty at Lisa from The Lisa Book.

Bottom 40

1. Global warnming
2. Tyranny
3. Mean spiritedness as a path to popularity
4. Hooligsam as a film genre
5. Vandalism as an art form
6. "Wife beater" was a fashion adjective
7. Overdevelopment masquearding as progress
8. Truculence as a lifestyle
9. Ketchup as a vegetable
10. Mistaking stubbornness for character
11. Be without the bop
12. Hip without the hop
13. Macaroni without the cheese
14. The unberable pain of unrequited love
15. The grim truth that we can't all just get along
16. First-, second-, and third-hand smoke
17. Pandering to the lowest common demominator
18. Evidoers
19. The Euro
20. Outsourcing
21. Sweaters on cats
22. Cages (unless for batting practice)
23. Cruelty (unless only to be kind)
24. Violence (unless accompanied by really funny sound effects)
25. Treachery and deceit (unless in a romance novel)
26. Wordless leaders who dress in military uniforms
27. Pimento cheese spread
28. Losing
29. When the dog bites
30. When the bee stings
31. When I'm feeling sad
32. Licensing & merchandising gone amok
33. Despots... and the women who love them
34. Whacking Day
35. Schandenfreude
36. The Taliban
37. Crushes that leave you cushed
38. Litterbugs
39. Carnival barkers
40. Sleepovers at Auny Patty and Selma's