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Just an Ordinary Day/Quotes

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Lisa: ...and Miss Hoover is going to assign topics for our book reports today, so can we stop by the library after school, so I can start my research?
Marge: Of course, Lisa! Bart, what's the matter with you this morning!
Bart: Awww... I have a stupid test today.

Homer: No time, to eat, Marge. I'm late for donuts! Um... I mean, "work"!

Marge: Now, Maggie... what should we do today? Are you ready for an adventure?

Marge: Lisa, where is your brother?
Lisa: Where else, mom? He has detention again.

Marge: Welcome home!
Homer: Meh. I had a lousy day at my crummy job working for my awful boss, Mr. Jerk Face!
Marge: That's too bad. Dinner will be ready in a jiffy!
Homer: Oh, Marge... you always know exactly the right thing to say.