- "Ooh! 'Portrait.' Sounds classy."
- ―Homer Simpson
| Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass Grabber
| TV Show Information
Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass Grabber was a FOX TV movie starring Dennis Franz as Homer Simpson.
Simpson is seen driving recklessly down a street, running over a cat, with a terrified young woman in the passenger seat. When he attempts to grab her on the rear, she tells him that's sexual harassment, and if he does, she'll "scream so loud the whole country'll hear." He responds, "With a man in the White House? Not likely!" before bursting into maniacal laughter.