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Homer's Third Arm/Quotes

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Homer: Oh! Oh! A tiny arm growing out my back! Oh my God! Oh my God! Wait a minute, Homer! Stay calm. There must be a logical explanation for this. Perhaps aliens implanted it there so I might shake their hands when they come to take over. And they’re little, tiny aliens.

Homer: Wait a minute. Maybe I can take advantage of this thing.
Moe Szyslak: I’m gonna call ya there, Homer, ’cause I don’t think ya have that ace!
Homer: Well, just let me scratch my neck first, and then I’ll show you… hee, hee, hee!

Marge: Oh, Homie. Ever since that arm’s come along, it’s been nothing but trouble. The only thing left was for you to run away with the circus and play the accordion.

Homer: Can’t reach it! Help! Get it off! Get it off!
Marge: Homie, what’s wrong?? Get down from there!
Bart: Okay, Dad’s lost it. Back to bed for me.