Homer's Drive-Thru Order/Quotes
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- Homer: Hello! I'd like your Super-Double Cheese-Flavoured Rodeo Round-Up Burger with extra bacon, an order of your pig's-tail Cajun 'tater loops... ...A nine-piece pack of your Chick 'n Clumps, and don't skimp on the breading--oh, and I want a cup of Krusty Klam® chowder to dip those in... How're the calamari rings today? I'd like a medium order of those, followed by a large order of the same, and then a small order. No, better make that two small orders... ...And to wash it all down, three fruit pies and a bib. And put a rush on it, would ya? My lunch hour is almost over!
- Clerk: Well, sir, first, it's 8:30 in the morning... second, you've come into the drive-thru backwards... third, you just gave your order to a waste bin... and lastly, this is a bank, not a Krustyburger restaurant.
- Homer: Can I just have those suckers, then?
- Clerk: ...No.