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Guide to Infantile Distress

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Guide to Infantile Distress
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Book Information
Author: Dr. Washburn's Asbestos Pills
Genre: Infantile distress
First appearance: "Marge Gets a Job"

Guide to Infantile Distress is a book about infantile distress.


Abraham Simpson started to read the book while he was babysitting Maggie and she wanted milk, which he mistook for her being sick.