Gazooka Moe and His Guys/Quotes

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Quotes



Moe Szyslak: What are you looking at? Ain't you never jammed a beer tap in your eye?

Homer: Hey, Moe, how do you make a whiskey sour?
Moe: Leave it out in the sun.
Homer: Moe! I'm supposed to deliver the punch line.
Moe: Punch line, nothin'. That's how I make the drink!

Moe: Pull this down. You look like a jerk, and it's keeping you from drinking.
Barney Gumble: I was wiping my mouth!