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Fright Before Christmas/Quotes

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Klaunax: My fellow rigellians! As we prepare for our annual interplanetary festival, it is time to pick one lucky couple for exploration duty whereby we witness the traditions of other worlds during this, our most joyous season! This cycle, the honor goes to Kang and Kodos who will be documenting the backwater planet Earth and the smilar holiday they embrace called "Christmas."
Kang/Kodos: Huh?!
Kang/Kodos: I thought we only had to go there on Halloween!

Bart: Ah yes! Nothing says Christmas like being dressed as a zombie in a Santa suit! We're gonna be Television stars after this!
Lisa: I still can't believe you won the Wassailing Dead Christmas Special contest. Drinking one hundred Squishees was pretty amazing, even for you.
Bart: I'll have severe brain freeze until the day I die, but it was worth it!

Ralph: I'm a Ralph on a shelf!
Kang/Kodos: Are you getting this?
Kang/Kodos: Sadly, I am.
Kang/Kodos: Gah! The humans have set garish lights everywhere!
Kang/Kodos: Oh no! We have been discovered!

Kang/Kodos: They sell food with expiration dates scratched out!
Kang/Kodos: And these prices...!
Apu: Please buy something or get out!

Jasper Beardley: Space aliens, huh? Far out.
Kang/Kodos: You're not going to kill us?
Grampa: We don't normally get any visitors, so even weirdos like you are wlecome here. Have some fruitcake. It's a holiday favorite around these parts.