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El Barto's Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Politicians

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El Barto's Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Politicians
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Comic Story information
Released: Fall 1992
Comic series: Simpsons Illustrated
Pages: 1


El Barto's Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Politicians is a Simpsons Illustrated comic story first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #7.

Description[edit]

El Barto gives seven warning signs of bogus politicians.

Warning Signs[edit]

  1. Takes up valuable TV time when more professional wrestling could be shown.
  2. Looks scary when mad; looks even scarier when happy.
  3. Can't spell any better than you.
  4. Attacks cartoon characters instead of confronting real issues.
  5. Was obviously the class snitch in grade school.
  6. When approval ratings plunge, starts a war.
  7. Picks a running mate that makes candidate look smart by comparison.

Reprints[edit]

Comic issue Release date Country
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