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Drunken Salesman

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"Drunken Salesman"
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Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Characters: Boat salesman
Length: 0:03
Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Max Cohn
Appearance(s): "Gorillas on the Mast"

"Drunken Salesman" is a song sung by the boat salesman.

Lyrics[edit]

What do you do with a drunken salesman?
He goes home to his wife.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

"Drunken Salesman" is a parody of the sea shanty "Drunken Sailor".

Appearances[edit]