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Drill Sergeant's Foot Rub March Song

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"Drill Sergeant's Foot Rub March Song"
Song Information
Singers: Kiefer Sutherland
Characters: Army Colonel
Appearance(s): "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"

Drill Sergeant's Foot Rub March Song is the song by Army Colonel.

Lyrics[edit]

I like rubbin' people's feet.
Corns and bunions are a treat.
I can give massage real well.
If you know why,
Don't ask, don't tell.

Appearances[edit]