Diary of a Mad Sax Camper/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: [narration] I couldn't wait to get away ~~from my family~~ to camp!

Marge: Don't worry, Lisa, that canker sore will be gone before you know it!

Homer: Don't spend any money, honey! Mooch off your friends!

Lisa: [narration] It's as beautiful as I thought it would be! Everything's working out perfectly. I just wish the girl behind me would stop playing "Yakety Sax" over and over and over again!

Lisa: [narration] Well, the accommodations leave much to be desired. I can't believe my parents paid $35 a week for this! And if that girl doesn't stop playing that song, I'm going to put liquid soap in her saxophone!What a dump! It's cold, and I think somebody put liquid soap in my saxophone! How could this get any worse?!

Lisa: [narration] This has been the most enriching learning experience I've ever had! In fact, I've already signed up for next year!

Justin: Okay, everybody, "Yakety Sax," once more with feeling!