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Christmas Convoy

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Christmas Convoy is parody of the song "Convoy" by C. W. McCall. It once played on Homer's car radio.

Lyrics[edit]

Singer:
[to the tune of "Convoy"]
Star shone bright, that silent night,
Ninety miles out of manger town.
All them gold and myrrh and frankincense,
Three kings put the hammer down!

Chorus:
'Cause we've got a Christmas Convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful thing?
We've gotta roll this truckin' convoy,
To see the newborn king. Convoy!

Singer:
Ten-four, King of the Jews!

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