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Book of Machinations

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Book of Machinations
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Halloween Promo
Requirement(s): Sepulcher of Evil
Required characters: Mr. Burns

Book of Machinations is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Halloween Promo content update. It requires the Sepulcher of Evil to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Now, what evil shall I summon first?
Mr. Burns I know! I'll open my trusty Necronomicon, close my eyes and point to a name at random.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I call forth...
Mr. Burns I hope I'm pronouncing this right...
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Khnasec!
Task: "Make Burns Summon a Forgotten God". The job takes place at the Sepulcher of Evil and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Now, my amorphous servant, fly into the night sky, tumult in your wake, and bring about a dystopia such as this planet has never seen!
Khnasec Nah, I don't wanna do that.
Mr. Burns - Sad But... you're... hellspawn. You love chaos and pain.
Khnasec Yes, I like doing stuff like that. I just don't wanna do it for you.
Mr. Burns - Sad But I summoned you. You are my slave.
Khnasec True. But I'm Khnasec the Insubordinate. My whole deal is disobeying orders from my superior. So...
Mr. Burns - Angry Useless! Just go away.
Khnasec Nope. I'm staying.
Mr. Burns - Shouting SHUT UP!
Khnasec - Singing La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Annoyed That was a lesson learned. I have to be more careful in choosing which nightmare to summon into my presence.
Mr. Burns I shall leave the choice to an advisor...
Mr. Burns Whose name I shall pick out of this hat.
Task: "Make Burns Pick a Name From His Hat". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Homer Simpson. I need you to consult my book of evil and find me a name...
Homer I don't need a book, I can come up with names for you. Let's see... Burnsy... Spot-head... Skeletor...
Mr. Burns - Angry No! I need you to read and research the Book Of Evil and find a suitable entity to do my bidding.
Homer Read and research, huh?
Homer Would you be cool knowing my 8-year-old daughter did the work, or do you want me to pretend that I did it?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Bah, I'll do it myself!
Task: "Make Burns Search for an Occult Terror". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Surprised Oooh, what a vast and varied selection of evils!
Mr. Burns The challenge is choosing just one!
Mr. Burns Ah, but Swr'glthun the Star-Eater...
Mr. Burns This is a demon after my own heart!
Mr. Burns - Annoyed I'll have to put extra security around the heart vault. The entire organ repository for that matter.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Still... I summon him!
Task: "Make Burns Summon Swr'glthun". The job takes place at the Sepulcher of Evil and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns As your summoner, I command you to achieve what I could not...
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Obliterate the sun!
Swr'glthun As my master wishes!
Swr'glthun There. It is done.
Mr. Burns Um... I'm sorry, I still see the sun. It's right there.
Swr'glthun Yes, but the process of annihilation has begun! It will no longer bother you in just 5 million years.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Excellent!
Mr. Burns - Winking Until then, let's act as if nothing is going on.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Now, what other trouble can I stir up...
Task: "Make Burns Read from the Necronomicon". The job takes place at the Sepulcher of Evil and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20