Body Double/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: I hope the audio tour doesn't skip over too much! Anything less than four thousand rocks would be unacceptable!

Bart: Ugh. There better be a fast-forward option.

Homer: Bart! You'll listen to the tour at the normal speed, and you'll like it.

Lisa: But this is the last museum in town we can visit after Bart unwrapped that mummy at the Natural History Museum

Bart: So worth it! I came in third in that costume contest!

Lisa: Dad! This is Lisa! Can you hear me?

Homer: Lisa?! Oh no! I'm trapped inside her body ! And I hate wearing dresses!

Lisa: You're not trapped inside a body! You're just tapped inside a museum!

Homer: Aaah! That's even worse!

Homer: Homer, Lisa! Thank goodness! We were looking for you!

Lisa: Oh... uh... we were just looking for you, too, and we were so excited to see you that we slipped and fell right, dad?

Homer: Oh, right. Heh, heh! We were just looking for you! Not for some vending machine that lured us into a giant human body!

Homer: I wouldn't have gotten out of there without you kids! Is there anything I can do for you?

Lisa: You can take us to the new exhibit coming here next month!

Bart: That's the one I want to see! It was life-size robotic dinosaurs!

Homer: Giant robot dinosaurs?! Aaaaahhh!

Marge: Oh my! Is everything okay?

Lisa: We were just telling dad that next time we come to the museum, we'll make sure to bring lots of snacks!

Homer: Oh, in that case... woo-hoo!