Bigger Than Big/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Have no fear! I'll save the day! Save the day from being a total loss, thanks to church, that is! Now to lose these hymnal reading glasses and Jesus Christ Superstar souvenir T-shirt. Zombie Summer Camp III: Kum-ba-yeeeaaah! Here I come! It's sure to be the greates movie of all time! Let's hit the road, people. We gotata leave now if we want to make the 3 O'clock matinee!

Marge: Bart! I can't believe you're still up. It is way past your bedtime!

Bart: Mom!

Marge: And look at all this junk food. You'll spoil your breakfast, youg man!

Bart: I hate having bed-time. I hate being yoo yound to do anything! It's not fair!

Marge: There are a lot of responsibilites that come with being order, and obviously you're just not ready!

Mr. Burns: Hello there, are you here about the hiring?

Bart: Ahhh... why, yes! Yes I am.

Mr. Burns: Excellent say no more. You've got the job since you're obviously overqualfied for the position! I can tell by your slick suit, eh, mister...?

Bart: Bar... uh, I mean... Buck... Buck Sampson!

Mr. Burns: Strong name, I like it! Smithers show Buck to his new executive office.

Waylon Smithers: Right away sir.

Waylon Smithers: Okay Simpson, I have one last minor duty to show you. At the top of these steps, there's a button you must push that releases steam from the colling woers. This has to be done every 108 minutes, or the towers will explode. Well, it's about that time now. So you sohuld get up there. Our lives depend on it. Ha ha! Seriously they do.

Bart: Eep!

Bart: Ahhhhh! Hey it was all just a ream. Just a stupid, life-altering dream. I never thought I would say this, but I am so glad to be a kid!

Marge: Bart?!

Bart: Mom!

Marge: Is everything all right? Did you have a nightmare?

Bart: I'll say! But I'm fine now!

Marge: I was thinking about what you said, and I decided that you're old enough to go to bed a little later.

Bart: I've been doing some hinking too, mom. Being an adult is overrated. I want to be a kid forever!

Marge: Well, good luck. That only happens in comic books!