• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 36 News: Even more Preview Images for “O C’mon All Ye Faithful” have been released!
  • New article from the Springfield Shopper: The Simpsons Christmas Double Episode Exclusive to Disney+ this December!
  • New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 36 News: The stories which the segments of “Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes” are based of have been announced!
  • Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Bart & Lisa vs. the Red Menace/Quotes

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki



Lisa: I hope Professor Frink has some good candy. Last year's cavity-free taffy was delicious!

Michigan J. Frog: [singing] Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey--!
Bart: A singing frog...?!
Lisa: Meh. Seen it.

Professor Frink: Bart, I'm so glad you could join me. I've been trying to get your attention since you entered the lab. Thank goodness you stepped into a pubble of my shrinktastic serum!
Bart: Professor Frink? Where'd you come from?
Professor Frink: Oh what adventures I've had! Where yo start?
Bart: Tell you story walking! We need to save Lisa from that... hariry red monster!

Professor Frink:Great gla-hoyven! It worked!
Lisa: Where you are, Bart, I need your help!
Bart: We're here, Lisa!
Lisa: Oh good. Can you hand me the scissors over there? Poor Willie's hair has so many knots and tangles. I need yo gut them out.
Professor Frink: As I tried to tell you earlier, Groundskeeper Willie asked me to find a remedy for his male pattern balding. Unfortunately, he overdosed on my mighty sampson biblical-strength hair tonic. His hair grew so quickly that he went mad and tore my lab apart! I needed to keep him here for his own safety.

Bart: Th-th-that's all, folks!