Bart's Nickname Generator/Quotes
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- Bart: Hey kids, it's a jungle out there! With major new developments in the areas of bullying and harassment, you need special skills to survive. If you're being picked on, you need to divert attention away from you and focus it on somebody else. A great way to do this is to give some other kid a catchy nickname! They're easy to create, they last a lifetime, and bullies can't resist 'em! Just follow these four easy steps and get that bully off your back and onto the back of your nearest friend!
- Bart: See? It's a snap to create nicknames that just scream, "Hey Butch! Here comes another victim!" Take a look at these other examples of silly yet sound pseudonyms, guaranteed to attract attention!
