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A King-Sized Woodsman

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"A King-Sized Woodsman"
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Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Characters: Singing railroad hobo
Length: Part one: 0:10
Part two: 0:10
Part three: 0:10
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: John Frink and Don Payne
Appearance(s): "Simpsons Tall Tales"

"A King-Sized Woodsman" is a song sung by the singing railroad hobo about Paul Bunyan.

Lyrics[edit]

Part one[edit]

Won't you listen to my tale that's ten stories tall,
'bout a king-sized woodsman name-a Bunyan, comma, Paul...

Part two[edit]

Born mighty big, he continued to expand,
Thanks to a hopped-up pituitary gland...

Part three[edit]

His body grew big, but his brain stayed small,
He was tree-choppin', friend-stompin', house-crushing Paul...

Appearances[edit]