A King-Sized Woodsman
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| "A King-Sized Woodsman"
| Song Information
- Won't you listen to my tale that's ten stories tall,
- 'bout a king-sized woodsman name-a Bunyan, comma, Paul...
- Born mighty big, he continued to expand,
- Thanks to a hopped-up pituitary gland...
- His body grew big, but his brain stayed small,
- He was tree-choppin', friend-stompin', house-crushing Paul...