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1001 Names for New Age Babies

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1001 Names for New Age Babies
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Book Information
First appearance: "Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion"

1001 Names for New Age Babies is a book seen at FAO Quartz.


When Marge was looking for a cure for Bart's ADD medication side effects, she went to FAO Quartz. The book was seen behind new age clerk, next to Aura, Aura, Aura, Eat My Quartz, Everybody Goops and How To Pronounce Feng Shui. Later, the book was seen at Ye Olde New Age Store.