We Love To Smoke

We Love to Smoke is a song originally meant for the episode "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" sung by Patty and Selma Bouvier, but it was cut for time. A demo recording exists of the song featuring Julie Kavner singing with just a piano, guitar, bass, and drums without a full orchestra. It was to be a parody of the song "I Love to Laugh" from the film Mary Poppins and also contains a reference to another song from that film, "Chim Chim Cherr-ee". It is the first bonus track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.

Lyrics

Patty:

We love to smoke. (wheezes)

Selma:

Till our lungs turn gray.

We love to smoke. (wheezes)

Patty:

Seventy packs a day.

(Selam coughs)

Patty:

We love to smoke! (wheezes)

Selma:

Like a chim-chiminey.

Although, we'll croak (wheezes)

Patty:

Before 2003.

(Patty and Selma wheeze and cough until the end of the song)