User:Milhouse Van Houten

1 Hi i'm Rob Eastland, #1 fan of Milhouse Van Houten. I'll be posting blogs and funny quotes of Milhouse on a weekly basis. Ive been a simpsons fan for 3 years now, ive seen almost all 441 episodes, know the name of every resident of Springfield shown in the TV show and film, and despise Lisa Simpson with a strong passion.
2 Quotes and Personal Favorites
3 The Simpson's Blog Page

Hi i'm Rob Eastland, #1 fan of Milhouse Van Houten. I'll be posting blogs and funny quotes of Milhouse on a weekly basis. Ive been a simpsons fan for 3 years now, ive seen almost all 441 episodes, know the name of every resident of Springfield shown in the TV show and film, and despise Lisa Simpson with a strong passion.

Quotes and Personal Favorites

"My mom think's i'm cool"

-Milhouse

"Worst noun ...Ever"

-Comic Book Guy

"I'm dumb, dumb as a post"

-Bart

My Favorite Episodes

Life on the Fast Lane
Some Enchanted Evening
Bart The Daredevil
Three Men and a Comic Book
Deep Space Homer
Bart Gets and Elephant
The Springfield Connection
Who Shot Mr. Burns?
22 Short Films About Springfield
Brother From Another Series
Natural Born Kissers
Worst Episode Ever
The Blunder Years
I Am Furious Yellow
Treehouse of Horror XV
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer
24 Minutes
The Debarted
Dangerous Curves
Homer The Whopper

Favorite Character: Bart Simpson, Comic Book Guy, Lenny Leonard

The Simpson's Blog Page

Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten is very awkward, geeky, and anti-social 10-year old. His best friend is Bart Simpson, whom is always leading him into trouble, and also has a crush on Lisa Simpson. He is the target of bullies, Jimbo, Doplh, Kearney, and most of all, Nelson Muntz. His voice actor is Pamela Hayden and first appeared in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire". In several episodes such as "Worst Episode Ever" and "Little Orphan Millie", Milhouse has been a competor to Bart, in buisness and popularity at Springfield Elementary School. He is Mainly Dutch and Danish, but in the episode "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas", it is revealed he is part Italian. Several occasions in the show make viewers question his sexuality, and coordination, as he is very clumsy. Milhouse's parents, Kirk and Luann, who have been divorced and back together several times. have often thought of Bart to be a bad influence on him, such as getting him on the FBI's most wanted list, swearing, and getting him locked up in jail. Homer often calls Milhouse "that little weiner Milhouse", and in a Treehouse of Horror episode, even threatened to hit him with his car. I look forward to more Milhouse daftness in the upcoming 21st season.

21st Season Episodes

#1 Homer the Whopper: On September 27th the 21st season premiere aired of The Simpsons, as well as the first season of The Cleveland Show, which I'm also a fan of. Those two shows are part of Fox's Animation Domination along with Family Guy and American Dad, and the Simpsons is the only show not created by Seth MacFarlane. The episode was written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, longtime Simpsons fans and the writers of Superbad, and Rogen even starred in the episode as Lyle McCarthy, Homer fitness trainer. The basic plot is that Comic Book Guy invents a new superhero called Everyman who steals the powers of other superheroes by touching their comic books, and the idea is soon published and in production for a movie. Comic Book Guy selects Homer to play Everyman a.k.a Avery Mann and the producers hire Lyle McCarthy to get Homer into shape. Unfortunately the movie is cancelled due to Homer's weight gain when Lyle gives up on him to go to another gig, and Homer gets mad at McCarthy. Overall it was a very new and interesting idea, with a great storyline. I loved the Lyle McCarthy character but thought it didnt deserve a TV-14 DLS Rating and thought the dialogue between some new characters was boring and unessecary. The producers of the Everyman movie had some flaws such as their boring conversation that I think was just used as a "time filler". However it was viewed by 8.21 million homes and I loved Comic Book Guy and Rogen's hilarious writing. That's all 'till next time. Posted 9/28.

#2 Bart Gets a Z: The newest episode of the Simpsons to air was written by Matt Selan and was really hilarious with ingenoius dialogue. However it was not as good as the season premiere "Homer The Whopper". It starts out in Mrs. Krabappel's apartment right before she's about to leave for work. When she gets there all the kids are using their cell phones and fed up, she confiscates them. Bart and other children decide to get revenge by spiking her coffee, leading her on a drunken rampage around the school, and she is fired. Bart never meant to get her fired, but his attention is diverted when the class meets their new teacher, Zachary Vaughn. He's a cool technology freek obsessed with the energy drink Blue Bronco, and the class takes an immediate shine to him. Bart, however, feels guilty being the mastermind who got Mrs. K fired, and goes to her house to check on her. Finally he and Milhouse decide to get her rehired by using a self-help book called The Answer, which claims to have all the answers to success and achieving your dreams. Mrs. Krabappel, with Bart's help opens a muffin shop, but after seeing her success Bart confesses that it was his fault she got fired. Mrs. K is furious and tells Bart that he is "bad on the inside". He then decides to get Zach fired by spiking his Blue Bronco, but instead confesses to Principal Skinner, but can't rehire Mrs. Krabappel because Zach is doing a good job, They then go into the hallway to find a drunken Zach telling all the students school sucks and they have no future. He reveals that he spiked his own Blue Bronco and Principal Skinner rehires Mrs. Krabappel. The Zachary Vaughn character was outstanding and hilarious, but the episode didn't have the fresh ideas that the previous one was full of. Mrs. Krabappel was kinda boring and she didn't have the funny dialogue and witty remarks she normally has. That's all 'till next time. Posted 10/4.

#3 The Great Wife Hope: I apologize for not posting a review for this episode but I was in Phoenix on vacation and missed it. It sounded really bad though and didnt recieve very positive reviews.

#4 Treehouse of Horror XX: ?

#5 The Devil Wears Nada: ?

#6 Pranks and Greens: ?

#7 Rednecks and Broomsticks: ?

#8 Once Upon a Time in Springfield: ?

#9 The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed: ?

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User:Milhouse Van Houten

Contents

Quotes and Personal Favorites

The Simpson's Blog Page

21st Season Episodes

Known Guest Stars