User:Abbot/test
- Seymour Skinner: [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had!
- Bart: [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster?
Seymour Skinner No! The worst student! Bart Oh, that's cool, too. Seymour Skinner No, young man, it is most certainly not cool.
Bart Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con?
- Kang: No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle!
- Kodos: And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn!
Bart Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars? Kang/Kodos Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device! Bart That what? Kang/Kodos You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator!
Kang Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig! Kodos Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time! Kang Agreed!
Kang/Kodos You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction! Kang/Kodos Name anything in the universe and you shall have it! Bart Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great. Kang/Kodos Certainly! Is there nothing else? Bart Well, there is one thing...
