Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)
See My Vest is a song that appeared in "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds". It is a song sung by Mr. Burns that expresses his plan for the puppies and what he does with all his animals.
Trivia
- The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Lyrics
Spoken Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir? You_do_have a very full wardrobe as it is. Burns: Yes...but not completely full. For you see... [sung]
- Intro Refrain
Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good. [To the tune of "Be our Guest"]
- Verse 1
See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish Setter. See this Hat? 'Twas my cat. My evening wear? Vampire bat. These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear; turtles' necks, I've got my share. Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest; Try my red robin suit, it comes with one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!
- Verse 2
Like my loafers? Former gophers! It was that or skin my chauffers, But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best. So let's prepare these dogs -- Woman: Kill two for matching clogs!
- Final Refrain
Burns: See my vest, see my vest, oh please, won't you see my vest?
(Spoken) Burns: I really like the vest Smithers: I gathered, yeah.
