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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, we're home. Is dinner ready? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Just about. Homey, that's not Grampa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This is Sam. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer this was supposed to be family dinner. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But, Marge, they're both old! What's the difference? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} [MOAN] | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Samuel T. Duff]]}} Something sure smells good. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[whisper]'' It sure isn't Sam. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey! They're interrupting the clowniest clown on Earth for some lousy grown-up story. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Be quiet, Bart. Special reports herald monumental occasions in one's life. It could be an annonucment of a precedent-setting change in foregin policy, the discovery of a cure for a previously incurable dsease, or.. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} We interrupt this program quite frankly... Heh, heh because we can! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ...a flagrant display of the news media's totalitarian grip on the airwaves. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Our top story this morning concerns Samuel T. Duff, reclusive billionaire founder of the Duff Beer empire! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Look, it's Sam! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, my good-newss! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Wow! Who'd'a thoguht that hitch-hiking hobo would turn out to be a billionaire? I sure didn't see that coming! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Hmmmm, makes you wonder if that's what the founding fathers really had in mind when they came up with that whole "freedom" concept. Who is the Homer Simpson? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} He's one of our safety inspectors. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, he's fired! Now let's see him try to live on a measly billion dollars! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mr. Burns! What are you doing here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Surprise, Simpson. Meet the proud owner of forty-nine percent of Duff industries. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Who? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Me, you idiot! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, what a minute... let's see, forty-nine percent... out of one hundred percent.... carrty the one... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[whisper]'' Marge, if he owns forty-nine per... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[whisper]'' You own fify-one percent. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} WAP! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you own more. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! I own more! I own more! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Three hundred dollars is a lot of money, Homey. We can still carpet the basement. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's not the money, Marge. It's that I failed.... again! And at something as simple as running a billion dollar beer empire. | |
[[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]] | [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:24, May 20, 2021
- Homer: Marge, we're home. Is dinner ready?
- Marge: Just about. Homey, that's not Grampa!
- Homer: This is Sam.
- Marge: Homer this was supposed to be family dinner.
- Homer: But, Marge, they're both old! What's the difference?
- Marge: [MOAN]
- Samuel T. Duff: Something sure smells good.
- Bart: [whisper] It sure isn't Sam.
- Bart: Hey! They're interrupting the clowniest clown on Earth for some lousy grown-up story.
- Lisa: Be quiet, Bart. Special reports herald monumental occasions in one's life. It could be an annonucment of a precedent-setting change in foregin policy, the discovery of a cure for a previously incurable dsease, or..
- Kent Brockman: We interrupt this program quite frankly... Heh, heh because we can!
- Lisa: ...a flagrant display of the news media's totalitarian grip on the airwaves.
- Kent Brockman: Our top story this morning concerns Samuel T. Duff, reclusive billionaire founder of the Duff Beer empire!
- Lisa: Look, it's Sam!
- Marge: Oh, my good-newss!
- Bart: Wow! Who'd'a thoguht that hitch-hiking hobo would turn out to be a billionaire? I sure didn't see that coming!
- Mr. Burns: Hmmmm, makes you wonder if that's what the founding fathers really had in mind when they came up with that whole "freedom" concept. Who is the Homer Simpson?
- Waylon Smithers: He's one of our safety inspectors.
- Mr. Burns: Well, he's fired! Now let's see him try to live on a measly billion dollars!
- Homer: Mr. Burns! What are you doing here?
- Mr. Burns: Surprise, Simpson. Meet the proud owner of forty-nine percent of Duff industries.
- Homer: Who?
- Mr. Burns: Me, you idiot!
- Homer: Oh, what a minute... let's see, forty-nine percent... out of one hundred percent.... carrty the one...
- Homer: [whisper] Marge, if he owns forty-nine per...
- Marge: [whisper] You own fify-one percent.
- Homer: D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true.
- Sound: WAP!
- Lisa: Dad, you own more.
- Homer: Woo hoo! I own more! I own more!
- Marge: Three hundred dollars is a lot of money, Homey. We can still carpet the basement.
- Homer: It's not the money, Marge. It's that I failed.... again! And at something as simple as running a billion dollar beer empire.
