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The Pain in Spain

The Pain in Spain Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Hell Scientist: Welcome to Hell Laboratories, Beelzebart! We've had our eye on you for a while now. Torture Coach: I've received your transcripts and they're very impressive! You've a real knack for torture and mayhem. You should be proud. Beelzebart: I can't take credit for a gift I was born with. Hell Scientist: As part of our internship program, we'd like you to review some of our recent work. Torture Coach: We've been having trouble with our Autoflayer 5000. It could use a fresh pair of eyes. Hell Scientist: But ignore the eyes in those jars. They're not fresh. Task: Make Beelzebart Review Torture Schematics (8h, Hell Labs, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House) Hell Scientist: As you can see, in spite of a 7.6% improvement in torture efficiency, the souls of the damned don't appear to be appreciably more miserable. Torture Coach: We've only observed a slight increase in screams, cursing and damning us to Hell. Hell Scientist: Which makes no sense, because we're already here. Beelzebart: Guys, if you're gonna make people miserable, you can't worry about numbers like a bunch of nerds! Beelzebart: C'mon. Let's take a field trip. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Pain in Spain Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Torture Coach: Okay, why are we at Springfield Elementary? Beelzebart: To observe the innocent victim in his most natural habitat: the schoolyard. Beelzebart: The troublemaker, Nelson, watches Martin, his victim. Nelson desires to attack, but he doesn't. He waits. Hell Scientist: For what? Martin: It's complete! My epic Radioactive Man in Earthland Realms fanfic. This is the happiest moment of my life! Nelson: WATER CANNON ATTACK! Task: Make Beelzebart Teach a Lesson in Misery (3h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Ruin Martin's Day (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Martin: Task: Make Martin Wallow in the Misery of Joy Ruined (3h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Beelzebart: See? Nelson could pick on his victim all day long, but Martin would just get used to it. Beelzebart: So the trick is to give a little ray of sunlight. That makes the punishment much more painful. Hell Scientist: Juxtaposing pleasure with pain. I like it! Torture Coach: But we'll never get permission to bring joy down below. The paperwork alone would kill us…again. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Pain in Spain Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Beelzebart: We have other tools at our disposal. Here's one of my favorites. Ned: *singing* This little light of mine / I'm gonna let it shine...! Rod: Is it true? "Left-handed people are God's mistake". Someone painted it on the sidewalk! Todd: Yay, Daddy's a mistake! Ned: WHAT?! Task: Make Beelzebart Gloat at Flanders' Torment (1h, Flanders House, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Ned Freak Out (1h, Flanders House or Brown House) Ned: It's okay, boys. This isn't anything a little bleach, elbow grease and some self-scourging can't fix… Torture Coach: This prank is amusing, but hardly up to the level of— Homer: Hey Flanders, I see you're on the outs with God. Ned: WHAT?! NO! Homer: Then tell that cornfield maze because it's in the shape of you with devil horns and a pitchfork. Ned: AAAAAAAAH! Hell Scientist: Very good. What is annoying in spray paint can be utterly horrifying on a grand scale. Todd: Devil Daddy, can we play in your corn maze? It looks like fun! Ned: AAAAAAAAH! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Pain in Spain Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Marge: Poor Ned seems more agitated than usual. I wonder what's wrong. Homer: I don't know but I hope it's something I did. Marge: Bart, why are you giggling? Beelzebart: *trying to stop giggling* I…may have been trying to impress the guys at Hell Labs and played a few humorous-but-in-no-way-mean-spirited pranks on Flanders. Marge: Bart! Beelzebart: Hey, all in the name of science! Homer: I like that the boy's focusing on science! Marge: Teaching demons how to be more awful is not science! Okay, maybe it's a little science. Task: Make Beelzebart Promise Not to Help Demons (2h, Simpson House) If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Make Beelzebart REALLY Promise (2h, Simpson House) Beelzebart: Okay, okay, Mom! Geez! I promise I won't help the demons anymore. Marge: Say it without crossing your fingers behind your back. Beelzebart: Bah, dang-it. Fine. *holds up hands* I promise. Marge: And your toes! Beelzebart: Double dang-it! Homer: I'm just impressed that we've got a kid who can cross his toes! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Pain in Spain Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Beelzebart: Uh, guys, my mom says I can't help you with the torture science anymore. Hell Scientist: Moms can really scorch my backside! Torture Coach: She said torture science. But what about helping us with demon possession physics? Beelzebart: Uh…I think her threats were non-specific. Hell Scientist: Just like a mom. Beelzebart: Basically, I can't talk to you guys anymore. Torture Coach: That's too bad. I guess we'll have to work on our new Wedgie-Matic 666000 without you. Beelzebart: Uh…I might be able to help out one last time… Hell Scientist: Atta bad boy! Task: Make Beelzebart Help Out One Last Time (4h, Hell Labs, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Martin: Bart, I hear you're doing well in Hellementary School. It's good to see you taking a genuine interest in academics. Martin: I have a fair bit of expertise in "doing well". If you ever need any help, I would be happy to assist! Beelzebart: As a matter of fact, I have a new project you could help me with… *gets out Wedgie-Matic 666000* Beelzebart: *devilish chuckle* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Putting the Pun in Punishment

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Old Scratch: Lisafer! I know you're trying to win our bet by failing your classes here in Hell, but you'll fail nothing stuck in detention. Old Scratch: And to further your torment you'll listen to the worst music in heaven or hell — jazz! Lisafer: Terrific! I love all forms of jazz! Old Scratch: Damn it! Old Scratch: Forget jazz. Here's an excruciating assignment for you — write five hundred thousand words on Proto-Feminist Transcendentalist Literature! Lisafer: That's great too! I can give you two hundred thousand words on Margaret Fuller alone! Old Scratch: Curses! This may be more challenging than I thought. Task: Make Lisafer Take Everything Old Scratch Can Dish Out (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated With Lisafer (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) Old Scratch: You're a tough nut to crack. Lisafer: Thank you! Old Scratch: I hate nuts! Lisafer: Even cashews? Boy, you are a gloomy Gus. Lisafer: Say, what's with that wardrobe over there? Old Scratch: It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed. Lisafer: Interesting... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Marge: Lisa! What are you doing here? Bart said you were stuck in Hell Detention! Lisafer: I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch! Marge: There's nothing a lawyer can't fix… Lisafer: Or ruin. If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Call the Blue-Haired Lawyer (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisafer Consult With the Blue-Haired Lawyer (1h, Simpson House) If the user has Blue-Haired Lawyer: Task: Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Prepare His Bill (1h, Simpson House) Blue-Haired Lawyer: I'm afraid your daughter is in a jam. Old Scratch's contracts are notoriously convoluted and difficult to fight in court. Blue-Haired Lawyer: My advice would be to appeal to a higher power. Lisafer: So there's nothing we can do legally? Blue-Haired Lawyer: You can pay my legal bill. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Lisafer: Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help! Rev. Lovejoy: Little Lisa Simpson in Hell… Lisafer: I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal— Lisafer: Are you even listening? Rev. Lovejoy: Sorry, I was thinking about my model trains. It's how I get through those long, boring sermons too. Chugga-chugga-choo-choo! Task: Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice (3h, First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence or Brown House) If the user has Rev. Rev. Lovejoy: Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains (3h, First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence or Brown House) Rev. Lovejoy: Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing… Rev. Lovejoy: And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out. Rev. Lovejoy: You should try bingeing the early seasons of "Prison Break" for ideas. Lisafer: Thanks for nothing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Milhouse: Hey Lisa. I like the wings. Lisafer: They're fake. Milhouse: Why do women feel they have to fake everything? Especially around me? Lisafer: I was trying to hide from Old Scratch. I'm going to get called back to Hell. And then Bart and I will be trapped there forever. Lisafer: I need someone who can help me find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch. But so far everyone is clueless! Lisafer: Someone who's not from the establishment, someone who doesn't fit the mold. Milhouse: How 'bout someone who doesn't fit his pants? Lisafer: You have someone in mind? Milhouse: Let's go see Comic Book Guy! If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Take Lisafer to the Android's Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon or Brown House) Task: Make Lisafer Go to the Android's Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon or Brown House) If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Make Comic Book Guy Look Up Comic Book Demonology (4h, Android's Dungeon or Brown House) Lisafer: Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart. CBGuy: Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole... Lisafer: I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves. CBGuy: I've found there is one thing that all villains hate — plucky heroes who defiantly quip in the face of their menacing evil! Lisafer: Well that's better than noth— AAAAAAAH! Milhouse: Oh no! Lisa's been sucked back to Hell! CBGuy: Without buying anything! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Old Scratch: Sneaking off like that… I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer. Lisafer: I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again! Old Scratch: You won't escape without a plan. Lisafer: I'll just WING it! Old Scratch: Because you have wings… Yeah, I get it. Lisafer: But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk. Old Scratch: Yes, you have hooves too. Your pluck and quips are so annoying! Lisafer: Then I've succeeded because down here it's good to be annoying. Old Scratch: Ugh! Task: Make Lisafer Annoy Old Scratch With Pluck and Quips (5h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated by Pluck and Quips (5h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) Old Scratch: Enough! No more detention. Just go back to class. I can't listen to this anymore! You're making my hair fall out! Lisafer: I hope you don't lose all your hair, or there will be Hell toupée. Tee-hee-hee! Old Scratch: That's your last quip! Get out! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Two Heads Are More Than One

Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 1

After tapping on Hell Principals' exclamation mark: Hell Principals: Well, Lisafer, it seems that you haven't been completing your Hellementary schoolwork. Lisafer: My name is Lisa, and I'm trying to fail so I can get kicked out of here and go back to Springfield! Hell Principal Skinner: That bad attitude won't cut it in Hellementary School. Hell Principal Chalmers: Indeed not! We're of one mind on this issue. Lisafer: So my bad attitude will be rewarded by throwing me out of Hellementary? Hell Principal Chalmers: Guh! Look at the mess you've created, Skinner! Hell Principal Skinner: Me, sir? You agreed with the mess I created. Hell Principal Chalmers: What?! Don't you get all up in my face! Hell Principal Skinner: I have no choice in the matter. Task: Make Hell Principals Argue With Themselves (4h) If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Goad Hell Principals Into Fighting (1h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) Hell Principals: Okay, that's sorted out and we're good? Hell Principal Skinner: We're still bad. But that's good. Hell Principal Chalmers: So we need you to be bad in the way that we think is good. Lisafer: But then I'm really just being good, which is bad, and I should get bad grades for it. Hell Principal Skinner: I'm confused. How 'bout you? Hell Principal Chalmers: Oh, yeah. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 2

After tapping on Hell Principals' exclamation mark: Hell Principal Skinner: We both need to be on the same page before Lisafer's thinking spreads to other students. Hell Principal Chalmers: Let's just take a step back and find some things we agree on. Hell Principal Skinner: Right. I'll start: kittens are annoying. Hell Principal Chalmers: They're horrible! Fudgy brownies…sickening. Hell Principal Skinner: Couldn't agree more. Lisafer: What did you guys think of the final season of King of Thrones? Hell Principal Chalmers: Terrible! Hell Principal Skinner: I sorta liked it. Hell Principal Chalmers: WHAT?! Task: Make Hell Principals Argue With Themselves Some More (3h) If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Enjoy the Show (3h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) Hell Principal Chalmers: They spent eight seasons building up the ice demons only to have them go down like cheap punks! Hell Principal Skinner: Just like our guys down in Zamhareer. They ARE cheap punks! Hell Principal Chalmers: Why you — get over here! Hell Principal Skinner: I'm already over here! We're attached at the shoulders! Hell Principal Chalmers: *head butts the other head* Ow-ow! Darn these shared pain receptors! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 3

After tapping on Hell Principals' exclamation mark: Hell Principal Chalmers: I went too far. I'm sorry. Hell Principal Skinner: It takes a real principal to admit he was wrong. Hell Principal Chalmers: Let's focus on getting our heads back together! Hell Principal Skinner: I think these two hotheads deserve some ice cream with a brain freeze chaser. Hell Principal Chalmers: Cooler heads will always prevail. Hell Principals: Hahaha! Task: Make Hell Principals Have Trouble Eating Ice Cream (12h) Hell Principal Skinner: Obviously we still aren't back in sync yet. Hell Principal Chalmers: Clearly. We should have NOT shared sundaes. Lisafer: Did you get candy sprinkles? Hell Principal Skinner: Sprinkles are an unholy abomination! Hell Principal Chalmers: I love 'em! I say skip the ice cream and just gimme sprinkles! Hell Principal Skinner: And…we're fighting. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 4

After tapping on Hell Principals' exclamation mark: Hell Principals: We've got to be of one mind again! Hell Principal Chalmers: Space Wars? Hell Principal Skinner: Space Trek! Hell Principals: AAAARGH! Hell Principal Chalmers: Hot dogs! Hell Principal Skinner: Hamburgers! Beelzebart: Man, listening to you two argue is torture! Hell Principals: Hmm…are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hell Principals: YES! Task: Make Hell Principals Torture Students (8h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) Hell Teacher: What on and under Earth is going on in here?! Hell Principals: We're just torturing students. Hell Teacher: My apologies. Please continue. Quest reward: 200 and 20