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| − | ==Prize Gameplay== | + | ==You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad== |
| − | ===Slime and Punishment===
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| − | ====Slime and Punishment Pt. 1====
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After the user logs in on November 18th:}} |
| − | {{TBT|Bart: Look! The Jelly Monster is back! Stop it before it destroys the town!}} | + | {{TBT|Marge: Homie, could you run to the store to pick up a few things for Thanksgiving dinner tonight?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Jelly monster no want to destroy the town…}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: But Marge, if I leave now, I won't know who wins the big game!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Bart: You can talk? Like Cookie Monster?}} | + | {{TBT|Kent Brockman: And going into the fourth quarter, the Shelbyville Sharks lead the Springfield Atoms fifty-six to zero. I think it's safe to say we know who will win the big game.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Of course me can talk. But…nobody ever try to talk to Jelly Monster. *sniffles* Nobody…like…Jelly Monster.}} | + | {{TBT|Marge: *sigh* I guess I'll just go pick up the ingredients for the fruit salad myself.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Bart: Sorry man, but you WERE destroying the town earlier.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Fruit salad? Never! The only fruit I'll be eating this Thanksgiving will come in canned form.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Me only destroy town a teensy bit. Can me at least tell you why?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Delectable cranberry sauce. The one time of year dessert comes with the main course instead of after.}} |
| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Explain (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Listen to the Jelly Monster (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}} | + | {{TBT|Marge: I didn't buy any cranberry sauce this year. I told you, we're having fruit salad.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Bart: So, you thought that destroying buildings to collect metal and build a giant can would make people… want to eat you?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: WHAT?! No Thanksgiving dinner is gonna get served without cranberry sauce on my watch! I'm heading to the store!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: You Earthlings all seem prefer cranberry jelly out of cans.}} | + | {{TBT|Marge: I thought you said you couldn't leave because you were watching the game?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Bart: We are a strange and wondrous people.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: That was before you threatened me with fruit salad. Also I don't really care about the game. I just didn't want to get off the couch.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Not so fast, Jelly Monster. You're under arrest for the destruction of private property! And public property!}} | + | {{TBT|If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Grumble Under Her Breath (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Hunt for Cranberry Sauce (6s, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Is there a third kind of property? Probably that, too!}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Eatie-Gourmet's…}} |
| − | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Sprawl-Mart, Li'l Valu-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart, Speed-E-Mart, Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart, and Springfield Hunting Supplies? I'm sure I'll find some…somewhere.}} |
| − | }} | + | {{TBT|Homer: I guess I could try Swapper Jack's, but that's a health food store…}} |
| − | ====Slime and Punishment Pt. 2==== | + | {{TBT|Homer: But cranberries are in smoothies, which are healthy, and people drink smoothies after they exercise...}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: And exercise burns calories, and burning is what you do with tires, and…wait, where was I?}} |
| | + | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}\r}} |
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| | + | ==Cranberry Calamity== |
| | + | ===Cranberry Calamity Pt. 1=== |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT|After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After completing You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad:}} |
| − | {{TBT|Bart: Chief Wiggum, you can't arrest him. This was all just a big misunderstanding.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Of course I can't find a parking space! This place is the worst. And why is everyone so happy here? Don't these people know they're buying health food?!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Save it for the judge. Right now, this jelly is heading straight to the can!}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Focus, Homer. We've got a job to do. And by God we're gonna do it!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Me can? Yay!}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Eegh. What is this stuff? Swapper O's? Swapper Jack's Okra Chips?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: No, not YOUR can. THE can. You know, the… Ah, never mind, you'll see when we get there and hit you with the de-lousing powder.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Just my luck. Even this place doesn't have any cranberry sauce. *sigh* I guess I'll go tell the family Thanksgiving is cancelled this year.}} |
| − | {{TBT|If the user has Wiggum: '''Task: '''Make Chief Wiggum Take Jelly Monster to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Go to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: *psst* You there. Yeah, you in the tight-fitting mustard-stained shirt.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Hey, stay inside the cage. Stop leaking out between the bars there, will ya?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Hey, at least I'm not ten feet tall with three legs.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Me feel as though cage not designed for jelly-sapiens such as myself.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Oh my God, you're an alien! I always knew there was something fishy about Swapper Jack's!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Yeah you got a point there. Hey, Lou? Where do we keep the cages for jelly?}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: I've travelled back through time and space to experience a traditional Earth Thanksgiving.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lou: Uh, don't think we got one of those, boss. Maybe the Jelly Monster could just serve his time through community service instead.}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: It's the holiday that will one day inspire Blargsgiving on our planet.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Ah, yeah. So like maybe coaching an inner-city at-risk youth sports team or something?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Wait a minute…you speak English?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lou: Or possibly something with fewer bone-filled children? Just sayin'.}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: No, I'm mind-melding into your brain. It's much more efficient. Now, did I hear you say you were looking for cranberry sauce?}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: You have some?!}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Not here. Meet me out back in fifteen Earth minutes.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: Fifteen Earth minutes? How long is that in my time?}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Fifteen minutes.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: You could have just said that.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x155]<br/>If the user has Blarg Alien: '''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Meet Homer (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Go Around Back (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: I have a gift for you, Deluxe Earthling. This is a "special" cranberry sauce from my future world.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: Looks pretty good… But there's so little of it.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Maybe now, but this sauce will replicate whenever it's fed bones. That means you can have as much cranberry sauce as you like.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: But heed this warning. NEVER feed it any bones from living creatures. Only bones that are long dead. Do you understand what I have told you?}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: Gimme the sauce, gimme the sauce!}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: I'll take that as a yes.}} |
| | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ====Slime and Punishment Pt. 3==== | + | ===Cranberry Calamity Pt. 2=== |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT|After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 1:}} |
| − | {{TBT|Krusty: So the court decided your community service should be helping out on my beloved children's show?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: So, definitely not enough cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving dinner. But that alien in the alley said I just need to feed it bones and it'll replicate.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: That what this form says.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: And when have I ever been known to ignore life advice acquired in an alley?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Krusty: Then let's get you suited up. God knows we've had more disgusting sideshow hosts.}} | + | {{TBT|Sideshow Mel: Greetings, Homer. I didn't know you were a patron of "the Swapper".}} |
| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Become Sideshow Jelly Monster (8h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Brown House)}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Wow, look at the size of that bone in your hair! Hey, Mel, I'll give you fifty bucks for that thing.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Krusty: Sideshow Jelly Monster, the camera loves you! And so do these stupid kids. I haven't had ratings this good in years!}} | + | {{TBT|Sideshow Mel: I beg your pardon? This bone is one hundred percent authentic Albino Chupacabra. And I should say is worth a fair bit more than fifty dollars.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Me…never felt love before. *sniffles*}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Sixty.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Sideshow Mel: Deal! You just paid for my entire "Swapping" excursion. Toodles!}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: Okay, crazy alien sauce, time to do your stuff!}} |
| | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x115]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Feed Mel's Bone to the Sauce (4h, Swapper Jack's or Brown House)}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: Look at all this cranberry sauce! This'll feed everyone! Or at least me.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: But…what if my family eats all this delicious sauce… There'd be none for leftovers tomorrow.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Homer: I know! I'll go dig up graves at Springfield Cemetery and use those bones! It's the only logical next step.}} |
| | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ====Slime and Punishment Pt. 4==== | + | ===Cranberry Calamity Pt. 3=== |
| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Eye On Springfield. The Krusty The Clown Show's latest gelatinous sideshow host is a smash hit, and the staff all enjoy free cranberry lunches.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kent Brockman: In a probably unrelated story, a record number of children who attended a live taping of the show have disappeared.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kent Brockman: Police are hoping to launch a full investigation as soon as I stop talking.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Krusty: Whoa. Missing kids? You know anything about that, Sideshow Jelly Monster?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Me would never harm an innocent child. That why after every show, me hug each and every one of them.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Freeze, Sideshow Jelly! We're here to search for those missing kids from the news report.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Me have nothing to hide. Just let me finish digesting this pelvis…}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Be Searched by the Police (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Brown House)}}
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| − | {{TBT|Eddie: Well well, what have we here? *pulls out children's bones from Jelly Monster's body*}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Me have no idea how those got there! They must be from when me was destroying town earlier!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: That's what they all say. You're headed straight back to jail... I mean, community service. Wait, you're already DOING community service? Uh, what's the protocol here?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Eddie: Uh, Chief? They're getting away.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Krusty, you helping me escape? Oh, you are true friend!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Krusty: Don't flatter yourself, Jello Pop. You're my biggest cash cow and I gotta get you outta here! Quick, you drive, I'll shoot!}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Slime and Punishment Pt. 5====
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Krusty: *sirens blaring* Look! We're only two miles from the state line. We're gonna make it!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Pull the car over! Every cop in Springfield is behind you, all three of us, and you're headed straight for Springfield Gorge.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Krusty: He's right. It's hopeless…let's just turn ourselves in. Maybe they'll go easy and give us community service.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: Me already on community service! *floors gas pedal*}}
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| − | {{TBT|Krusty: What are you doing?!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: You never see that movie where Earth ladies drive off cliff at end?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Krusty: *buckles up* Okay, but I get to be Thelma!}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Drive Off Springfield Gorge (8h, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Krusty: '''Task: '''Make Krusty Cover His Eyes (8h, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji or Brown House)}}
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| − | {{TBT|Krusty: *waking up* What the? Why aren't we dead? I thought we were toast for sure.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: It appear that my squishy cranberries padded our fall.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Krusty: So cranberries taste great AND save you from deadly falls? If they handled my tax audit they'd be the perfect fruit! C'mon, let's boost another ride and head for Mexico!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Not so fast! You're under arrest for… Hey Lou, what's the code for absorbing children?}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Slime and Punishment Pt. 6====
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Blue-Haired Lawyer: Your honor, where is it written that a sideshow host cannot absorb the bones of children into their body?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Judge Snyder: Chief Wiggum, what do you have to say to that?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: *whispers* Lou, what was that code again?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lou: How many times do I gotta tell you, there is none!}}
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| − | {{TBT|If the user has Wiggum: '''Task: '''Make Chief Wiggum Look up Crime Codes (8h, Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Sweat Cranberry Juice (8h, Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall or Brown House)}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: No code? Jeez... Um, your honor? Technically speaking, there is no crime for absorbing the bones of children into one's body.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Judge Snyder: Very well. Case dismissed! *bangs gavel*}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lou: I better be getting overtime for this.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Not even a little, Lou.}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}}
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| − | ==Premium Gameplay==
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| − | ===Blargity Blarg Blarg===
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| − | ====Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 1====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Dad, what's the Blarg Alien saying? All I hear is "blarg".}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: He told me before that his ability to mind-meld came from a futuristic machine on his ship. I guess since the ship is out of gas he can't use it anymore.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lisa: I know! We'll build a translator. Then we'll know what he's trying to tell us!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg!}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Be Happy (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Call Professor Frink (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 2====
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 2:}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying.}} | + | {{TBT|Marge: Um, Homer? Why are you covered in grave dirt? And what's this giant bog of cranberry sauce doing in the garage?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Professor Frink: Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers…such as yourself.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: What, this? This has been here forever. You're really losin' it, Marge.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know.}} | + | {{TBT|Marge: Mmm-hmm. Well, go get cleaned up. My sisters just got here.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Professor Frink: I rest my case. Now let's see what we're working with here. Go ahead and speak, Mr. Alien sir with the three legs and the GINORMOUS body-moyvin.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Really? Hey Patty and Selma! Come out to the garage! I did something you'll want to belittle me for!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg blarging blargity blarg. Blarg blarged, blarg. Blarg!}} | + | {{TBT|Patty: Oh, this'll be good. C'mon, Selma. It sounds like Christmas came a little early this year.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Professor Frink: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And could you say that last part again?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Come on in, ladies. I hope you've been drinking your milk. Always want to keep those bones strong, am I right?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg?}} | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x195]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Feed Patty and Selma to the Sauce (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Patty: '''Task: '''Make Patty Tell Homer He's Fat as She's Being Eaten (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Selma: '''Task: '''Make Selma Tell Homer He's Useless as She's Being Eaten (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think you're confusing him.}}
| + | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: *growling noises*}} |
| − | {{TBT|Professor Frink: We are merely performing the metaphorical dance that takes place when two beings of equal mental prowess begin to understand one another.}}
| + | {{TBT|Marge: I heard a scream! What happened? Ahhhh! What the heck is that?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Then why is he actually dancing?}}
| + | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: *raaaaawr*}} |
| − | {{TBT|Professor Frink: *sighs* It seems there is no word for "metaphorical" in the Blargonian language, so I apparently just challenged him to a dance battle.}}
| + | {{TBT|Homer: It looks like even the cranberry sauce gets irritated by your sisters! Run for it!}} |
| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Breakdance (8h)}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lisa: No, no, he doesn't want you to actually dance.}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarging Blarg?}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Thanks for your time, Professor Frink, but I think we'll look for someone else to help.}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Professor Frink: Can I at least show him "the worm" first? I assure you, it's rather eye-popping.}} | |
| | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ====Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 3==== | + | ===Cranberry Calamity Pt. 4=== |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 3:}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out…?}} | + | {{TBT|Kent Brockman: We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this breaking news. A tornado is currently ripping through Springfield!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness.}} | + | {{TBT|Kent Brockman: Wait, sorry. Our cue card guy has gotten the pre-written disaster cards mixed up. Just a minute while he gets it sorted.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out…}} | + | {{TBT|Kent Brockman: We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this breaking news. Springfield is under attack by a giant jelly monster!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg…}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: That's the last time I mind-meld with a space alien.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Space alien?!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg!}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Yeah, you know. The alien who gave me the living space cranberry sauce that turned into that jelly monster when I fed it your aunts?}} |
| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Lisa Go to Jail (Just to Visit) (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Follow Lisa to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Oh, THAT alien.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: So you need to talk to Sideshow Bob, do ya? What's in it for me?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: In his defense, he DID say not to feed it the bones of the living. So that's on me.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: What is it that you need?}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Hmm. So this jelly monster feeds off the bones of the living… I'll need to call for some backup to figure out how to stop this thing from destroying the town.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Let's see… I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Okay but hurry up. Dinner is still at four.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right?}} | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x110]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Call Martin for Help (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Martin: '''Task: '''Make Martin Come to the Rescue (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay…}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: So we know the jelly monster grows whenever it's fed bones.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters.}} | + | {{TBT|Martin: My God. It's the perfect organism!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: I'll just pretend I didn't hear that last part.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Uh, I guess? But how do we stop it?}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Martin: I believe I've deduced the best course of action. Follow me!}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Martin: *voluntarily sacrifices himself to the jelly monster*}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Lisa: What are you doing?!}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Martin: I giveth my body to become one with perfection!}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: *eats Martin's bones*}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Don't really see why he had to get naked first, but okay…}} |
| | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ====Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 4==== | + | ===Cranberry Calamity Pt. 5=== |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 4:}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wiggum: Here ya go, Lisa. Sideshow Bob delivered fresh out of lockup. Ask your questions, then this homicidal wacko is heading straight back to minimum-security prison!}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Well Dad, there's no stopping the jelly monster. It even erected a giant metal can for itself in the town square!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Sideshow Bob.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Of all the ways I could die, I never thought it would be food that did me in.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: Lisa.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Look, there's a spaceship landing!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but I need your help. And in exchange, you get to spend the afternoon out of prison.}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Relax, Earthlings. That is merely the spacetime vessel of my fellow Blargonians, here to retrieve me and the one you call "Jelly Monster."}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: This is a Blarg Alien, and we can't figure out what he's trying to tell us.}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: I was sent ahead to prepare "The Great Jelly." Though I can't take all the credit, as it was your father who turned it into its fully sentient form.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: So it's his fault I'm missing stroganoff day in the prison cafeteria?}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: "The Great Jelly"? That thing just wrecked half the town and ate my aunts and my friend from school!}} |
| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Say "Blarg" (1h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Yes, in retrospect, I can see how that might be received as… not "great." I could do a simple re-boning on your aunts and friend if you like.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: Fascinating. An alien, right here in Springfield. Whatever could have possessed you to visit this rotting cesspool of a town?}}
| + | {{TBT|Homer: Just the friend will be fine.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg blarging blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg blarg. Blarg!}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Actually, wait, Lisa, which friend is it?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: Blarg, blarg. Blarging blarg bla blarg blarg. Blarg, blarg blarged blarg.}}
| + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x185]<br/>If the user has Blarg Alien: '''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Put Everyone's Bones Back (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Be Grossed Out by the Re-boning (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Nearly Faint Watching the Re-boning (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Martin: '''Task: '''Make Martin Lose "One With Perfection" Status (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Wait, you speak Blargonian?}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: There we are. Re-boned and good as new.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: *laughing* Silly, silly Lisa. Firstly, it's not "Blargonian". It's merely a Blarg-heavy dialect of Swahili.}} | + | {{TBT|Martin: What happened? I'm back? Am I still one with perfection?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: You see, the Blargs learned our speech by intercepting our TV broadcasts. The Swahili Channel, in particular, was the only broadcast strong enough to reach their home planet.}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Everything is back to the way it was. As my people say, no harm, no foul.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: I learned all this from my prison pen pal. A delightfully desperate young Blargonian woman. You two would really hit it off.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Other than the millions of dollars of property damage?}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Yes, specifically excluding that.}} |
| | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ====Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 5==== | + | ==The Legend of the Jelly== |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 5:}} |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg, blarg!}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: So…why did you unleash your jelly monster on us?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: Blarg.}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: The Great Jelly is the key to peace across all of Blargonia...}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Okay, so what is it that the alien wants?}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: But in order for it to reach its true form and ensure continued peace, it required more human bones than we had laying around on our planet.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: Since he's stuck here on Earth, he was hoping to watch some of our movies.}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Being a peaceful race, we could never have fed it humans ourselves lest we face the wrath of the Jelly God, Jam Master Jeff.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Movies?}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Hey, you guys set me up!}} |
| − | {{TBT|Sideshow Bob: Indeed. Our friend here is specifically asking for directions to Blockbuster Video.}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Apologies, it was necessary for the survival of Blargmanity. Here, have a bite of The Great Jelly.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Oh, he didn't quite travel far enough back in time for that.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Woo hoo! *bites off a piece of the jelly monster.*}} |
| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Shake Fists in the Air (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: The Great Jelly won't mind being eaten?}} |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg!}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: The Great Jelly's one purpose is to bring squishy cranberry goodness to the mouths of everyone it meets.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Don't be mad. You can still watch movies and TV shows, you just have to get them from somewhere that hasn't gone bankrupt. Yet.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Except the people whose bones it eats.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Blarg?}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Look, we're crazy aliens who worship a cranberry monster. This was never going to make perfect sense.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately...}} | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Take a Bite Out of Jelly Monster (4h, Humanity's Hope or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Jelly Monster: '''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Be Happy (4h, Humanity's Hope or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lisa: I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. *winks at camera*}} | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Now, oh Great Jelly, aboard our ship awaits your throne.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Which, funnily enough, we fashioned from the skulls of humans in the future after we wiped out their entire race, but they don't know that yet.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: *waves goodbye*}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: We shall return to our time and planet, and we won't be back until we require more bones.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: *attempts to start ship*}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: …}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: It's not starting. We're out of antimatter. Did nobody fill up when you stopped on Andromeda?}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: *facepalms*}} |
| | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}} | | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}} |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ===Black Friday 2020===
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Blargsgiving content update/Gameplay}} |
| − | ====Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After the user logs in on November 18th:}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Purchase 12 Donuts<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1:}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Purchase 60 Donuts<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2:}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Purchase 132 Donuts<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3:}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Purchase 300 Donuts<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4:}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Purchase 450 Donuts<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5:}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Purchase 600 Donuts<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6:}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Purchase 750 Donuts<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Black Friday 2020 Pt. 8====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7:}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Purchase 900 Donuts<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Homerland===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: It's finally happening, Bart! I'm getting my own theme park! Dreams really do come true!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Bart: Theme park? This old pile of boards? It looks pretty crappy, Homer.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: Pfft, what do you know? And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans for this place...}}
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| − | {{TBT|Bart: Ow! I just got a splinter on one of your stupid boards!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: It's all part of the magical experience of Homerland.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: Also standing on that board counts as a ride and you never paid your admission. Pony up, boy.}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Make More Splinters (1h, Homerland Admission or Brown House)<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Back of the Line===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge: Homer, I don't know if this is a good idea. Are you sure this theme park is safe?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: Of course it is!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Martin: Uh...Mr. Simpson? I fell off the trampoline and hurt my arm.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: Is it broken?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Martin: Uh...I don't think so.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: You're fine. Turn's over. Back of the line.}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Send Martin to the Back of the Line (1h, Trampoline World or Brown House)<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===That Counts as a Turn===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lisa: Dad, why did you turn our backyard into a giant mud pit?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: This "mud pit" is gonna make us all rich! It's part of my theme park, honey.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lisa: You think leaving the hose turned on overnight constitutes a theme park?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: *laughing* Of course not, silly. You need concessions too. I'm selling leftovers from dinner last night. Marge! We're almost out of taco casserole!}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Nelson: Hey nerd, catch this! *throws mud at Lisa*}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lisa: I'll be in my room.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: Not before you pay your admission fee. Getting hit with mud counts as a turn.}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Charge Lisa (1h, Muckville USA or Brown House)<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
| |
| − | ===Sorny Not Sorny===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Bart: Dad, are we actually here to buy a new TV?}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Homer: You better believe it. The Simpsons are due for an upgrade!}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Raphael: I smell a mark.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Raphael: Welcome to The Boob Tubery. Where all your televisual dreams come true!}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Homer: I'm not here for your phony baloney sales pitches, so I don't want to hear, "you seem like a smart guy", or anything like that. Okay?!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Raphael: I wouldn't dream of wasting the time of an intelligent expert such as yourself. So let's get to it.}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Raphael: These are our Panaphonics and Magnetbox models. They are superior machines.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: You can't fool me with these knock-off brands.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Raphael: Heh, ya got me. Okay then, allow me to introduce you to a real beaut...the Sorny.}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Homer: Ooh! How much, how much?!}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Bart: Uh, Dad, I don't think...}}
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| − | {{TBT|Raphael: Too late. Your father's already given me his entire wallet. Here, I'll let you keep the pictures.}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Buy a Sorny (1h, The Boob Tubery or Brown House)<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Leaving So Zune?===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Homer: Camcorders? Cameras? Phonographs? This is like a store from the future!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lisa: What are you talking about? All of this stuff is extremely outdated.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: Oh, yeah? If it's so dated, then why does it have a cutting-edge Zune music player?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: Next week we're getting our latest shipment of Walkmans. Care to join our member's program and enjoy 5% off your next purchase?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: Would I ever!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Lisa: I can't watch this. Dad, I'll be in the car.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: Miss, would you care to browse our car phones and pagers before you go?}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Buy a Zune (1h, Circuit Circus or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Walk Past the Car Phones and Pagers (1h, Circuit Circus or Brown House)<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
| |
| − | ===Battle of the Bulges===
| |
| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}}
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| − | {{TBT|Homer: Okay, I'm about to go behind enemy lines. Did I bring everything?}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Homer: Fish hooks? Check. Live bait? Check. Waterproof dynamite? Double-check. Well it looks like it's time to face General Sherman!}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Battle General Sherman (4h, Catfish Lake)<br/>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:Blargsgiving content update/Prize and Premium Gameplay}} | |
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