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'''Grampa''': (''writing a letter'') Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays.  Please eliminate three.  I am ''not'' a crackpot.
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Homer{talking to himself}: OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!
Homer{to Marge}: Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought to give as a wedding present!
Marge gasps
Homer's Brain: Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!
Homer: Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the neccesary credits for my diploma.
Marge: That still does not explain why you ate the soaps, actually, maybe it does.

Grampa: (writing a letter) Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.