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The Clothes Shopping Song

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"The Clothes Shopping Song"
Song Information
Characters: Clancy Wiggum
Writer(s): Original: Dee Dee Ramone, Joey Ramone, and Johnny Ramone
Appearance(s): Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

"The Clothes Shopping Song" is a song at the Wiggum Sings' Em.

Lyrics

Twenty, twenty, twenty percent
off I'll pay!
It's the standard cop discount!
If you want 911 to work after today,
Give me the standard cop discount!
Get me some new slacks!
Some really stylish boots!
Mercy, mercy, mercy!
That outfit's just too cure!
is that a guy robbing the store?
Here's my gun, please don't shoot!
Oh, no, oh no, oh no!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones.

Appearances