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*'''March 17th''': What a storybook ending for all these storybook characters! Everyone got their happily ever after. Well, except for [[Artie Ziff|Artie]], but we all saw that coming. Still we're pretty sure he'll channel all that pent up rage and rejection into something positive! ...Right?
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*'''May 22nd''': Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
::Give us a P! Give us an A! Give us a P! Give us an Adapaconstantikasgianopolopodopotopolis! What does that spell? [[Spiro Papadapaconstantikasgianopolopodopotopolis|Spiro]]'s of course!
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} update page!
:::Bullies need safe spaces too, and what’s safer than the abandoned tennis court of a country club that chose to close instead of just admitting women?
 
::::Welcome to Greaser’s Café - where every day is 1955! It's like being inside Grampa Simpson's brain, only with milkshakes!
 
:::::With his brand new motorcycle, Homer’s upgrading from pig in a blanket to hog on a hog.
 
::::::When entering the Ball of Death, remind yourself that Hamsters do this every day without complaining once.
 
:::::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}} page!
 
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Latest revision as of 10:46, May 21, 2024

  • May 22nd: Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
Find all about the event in the Charity Case update page!