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::::::::The goggles did nothing and they’ll do nothing again & again! Relive the infamous acid scene with a new decoration in The Simpsons: Tapped Out! #TBT | ::::::::The goggles did nothing and they’ll do nothing again & again! Relive the infamous acid scene with a new decoration in The Simpsons: Tapped Out! #TBT | ||
:::::::::Last chance to crush crustaceans, unlock prizes and save Springfield! Play today before the superhero saga suffers a fate worse than death: a reboot! | :::::::::Last chance to crush crustaceans, unlock prizes and save Springfield! Play today before the superhero saga suffers a fate worse than death: a reboot! | ||
| + | ::::::::::Having trouble cleaning up Springfield? There’s no shame in asking for help, you little baby. Find returning heroes and villains in the store today! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Superheroes 2}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Superheroes 2}} page! | ||
Revision as of 13:29, July 24, 2016
- June 14th: Superheroes never die, they just wait til their reboot. Coming soon to an app store near you: the Superhero sequel you didn’t know you wanted but will still wait through the credits to see!
- Ready to save Springfield? No, not from obesity – from evil. Play now to see heroes & villains join forces to fight the greatest threat to your town!
- Even vigilantes need a home base, preferably one with a view. Get the Burns Summer Mansion now. Upgrade it to increase your criminal tapping radius.
- Get Cyborg Snake on the prize track today and add another villain to your squad! It’s like upgrading from misdemeanor to felony!
- Citizen Solar and Wind Lad are in the store and ready to save the day! Unless it's overcast, or night, or particularly shady, or very still, or….
- Don’t wait til Christmas to get some coal. Get Old King Coal today and smoke your enemies. Then maybe try to fit in some good deeds before December.
- Get the Satellite Station in the store now to harvest extra event currency with your own eye in the sky. Who needs privacy laws when you’ve got cash?
- Petroleus Rex has arrived, spewing gas made of decomposed dinosaurs. Get him in the store today and see if he knows the definition of irony.
- Cyborg Snake, Aqua World, Old King Coal: not just reject band names but also amazing Act 1 prizes up for grabs. Play now & unlock it all before Act 2!
- Petroleus Rex has arrived, spewing gas made of decomposed dinosaurs. Get him in the store today and see if he knows the definition of irony.
- Get the Satellite Station in the store now to harvest extra event currency with your own eye in the sky. Who needs privacy laws when you’ve got cash?
- Don’t wait til Christmas to get some coal. Get Old King Coal today and smoke your enemies. Then maybe try to fit in some good deeds before December.
- Citizen Solar and Wind Lad are in the store and ready to save the day! Unless it's overcast, or night, or particularly shady, or very still, or….
- Get Cyborg Snake on the prize track today and add another villain to your squad! It’s like upgrading from misdemeanor to felony!
- Even vigilantes need a home base, preferably one with a view. Get the Burns Summer Mansion now. Upgrade it to increase your criminal tapping radius.
- Our heroes have fallen from grace and the town is in trouble! Does a rich businessman have all the answers… or just tiny hands? Play now and find out!
- Violence may not be the solution to every problem, but when it is, Clobber Girl is ready to answer the call! Get her on the Issue 2 prize track today!
- A new issue means more crafting! Check the Collector's Shop in the Event Hub & stock up on collectibles! But don't open them or they'll lose value!
- Need fuel? Get the Fracker in the store today and add him to your squad! He's as bad for your enemies as he is for the environment.
- Stretch Dude is on the prize track today and ready to annoy your enemies! Watch him really strrreeeeeeeeeettttttttccccccccccchhhhhhh out this message.
- Uncovered Dr. Crab's evil scheme? What about his evil crab cakes? Complete Issue 2 and be ready for the final issue of this super-sequel. Coming soon!
- Stretch Dude is on the prize track today and ready to annoy your enemies! Watch him really strrreeeeeeeeeettttttttccccccccccchhhhhhh out this message.
- Need fuel? Get the Fracker in the store today and add him to your squad! He's as bad for your enemies as he is for the environment.
- A new issue means more crafting! Check the Collector's Shop in the Event Hub & stock up on collectibles! But don't open them or they'll lose value!
- Violence may not be the solution to every problem, but when it is, Clobber Girl is ready to answer the call! Get her on the Issue 2 prize track today!
- Heroes & villains are back. Don’t let them fight or drink alone, play The Simpsons: Tapped Out now to save the day!
- The last battle of The Simpsons Superhero Saga is here! Will good and evil triumph over more evil? Maybe! Will the city be destroyed? YES! Play today!
- Always be prepared to master the definitely useful art of nautical knots with the Scoutmaster! Forage for this resourceful rogue in the store today!
- When the words jiminy jilickers have lost all meaning, hide in Fallout Boy Milhouse’s trailer, in the store now! Stocked with child star insecurities!
- This redhead redefines hothead! Get Charcoal Briquette in the Collector’s Shop today and never worry about everyone’s top life concern, BBQ, again!
- Which hero or villain reigns supreme in Springfield? Head to your battleground to fight it out – the comments section! Leave no prisoners!
- The goggles did nothing and they’ll do nothing again & again! Relive the infamous acid scene with a new decoration in The Simpsons: Tapped Out! #TBT
- Last chance to crush crustaceans, unlock prizes and save Springfield! Play today before the superhero saga suffers a fate worse than death: a reboot!
- Having trouble cleaning up Springfield? There’s no shame in asking for help, you little baby. Find returning heroes and villains in the store today!
- Last chance to crush crustaceans, unlock prizes and save Springfield! Play today before the superhero saga suffers a fate worse than death: a reboot!
- The goggles did nothing and they’ll do nothing again & again! Relive the infamous acid scene with a new decoration in The Simpsons: Tapped Out! #TBT
- Which hero or villain reigns supreme in Springfield? Head to your battleground to fight it out – the comments section! Leave no prisoners!
- This redhead redefines hothead! Get Charcoal Briquette in the Collector’s Shop today and never worry about everyone’s top life concern, BBQ, again!
- When the words jiminy jilickers have lost all meaning, hide in Fallout Boy Milhouse’s trailer, in the store now! Stocked with child star insecurities!
- Always be prepared to master the definitely useful art of nautical knots with the Scoutmaster! Forage for this resourceful rogue in the store today!
- The last battle of The Simpsons Superhero Saga is here! Will good and evil triumph over more evil? Maybe! Will the city be destroyed? YES! Play today!
- Find all about the new event in the Superheroes 2 page!
- Ready to save Springfield? No, not from obesity – from evil. Play now to see heroes & villains join forces to fight the greatest threat to your town!
