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*'''July 14th''': Siddmartha did her best but Springfield’s version of nirvana is just too dollars for donuts, and she can't keep up the en-fight-enment. While the townspeople might be doomed for all eternity, at least their third eye can officially glaze back over. Time to ditch these yoga mats and bring back chairs. What’s next for Springfield? Ironically, if they kept up with their Zen practice, they wouldn’t care. | *'''July 14th''': Siddmartha did her best but Springfield’s version of nirvana is just too dollars for donuts, and she can't keep up the en-fight-enment. While the townspeople might be doomed for all eternity, at least their third eye can officially glaze back over. Time to ditch these yoga mats and bring back chairs. What’s next for Springfield? Ironically, if they kept up with their Zen practice, they wouldn’t care. | ||
| − | ::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Tavern Trouble}} event page! | + | ::Tipsy McStagger's – where the BACs are high, the lights are low, and the stools are medium height. |
| + | :::Colette's dreams have all come true! Wait, being a waitress in Pacoima ISN'T her dream? Well then never mind, none of her dreams have come true. | ||
| + | ::::Robin Hood Homer, the tights say they're one size fits all but he's really stretching their limits. | ||
| + | :::::Stop on in to the Ramen Coma for a bowl of noodles so large you can bathe in it. We just don't recommend it. The salt is terrible for your skin. | ||
| + | ::::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Tavern Trouble}} event page! | ||
<noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude> | <noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude> | ||
Revision as of 10:19, July 21, 2021
- July 14th: Siddmartha did her best but Springfield’s version of nirvana is just too dollars for donuts, and she can't keep up the en-fight-enment. While the townspeople might be doomed for all eternity, at least their third eye can officially glaze back over. Time to ditch these yoga mats and bring back chairs. What’s next for Springfield? Ironically, if they kept up with their Zen practice, they wouldn’t care.
- Tipsy McStagger's – where the BACs are high, the lights are low, and the stools are medium height.
- Colette's dreams have all come true! Wait, being a waitress in Pacoima ISN'T her dream? Well then never mind, none of her dreams have come true.
- Robin Hood Homer, the tights say they're one size fits all but he's really stretching their limits.
- Stop on in to the Ramen Coma for a bowl of noodles so large you can bathe in it. We just don't recommend it. The salt is terrible for your skin.
- Find all about the update in the Tavern Trouble event page!
- Stop on in to the Ramen Coma for a bowl of noodles so large you can bathe in it. We just don't recommend it. The salt is terrible for your skin.
- Robin Hood Homer, the tights say they're one size fits all but he's really stretching their limits.
- Colette's dreams have all come true! Wait, being a waitress in Pacoima ISN'T her dream? Well then never mind, none of her dreams have come true.
- Tipsy McStagger's – where the BACs are high, the lights are low, and the stools are medium height.
