Difference between revisions of "Stark Raving Dad/Quotes"
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:'''Doctor:''' You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord! | :'''Doctor:''' You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord! | ||
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| − | :'''"Michael Jackson"''': Bart, are you not concerned that Lisa is upset? | + | :'''"Michael Jackson"''': Bart, are you not concerned that Lisa is upset? When I was growing up and did not have a lot of money, do you know what I did when one of my sisters' birthdays came up? |
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:'''Bart''': You stiffed them? | :'''Bart''': You stiffed them? | ||
:'''"Michael Jackson"''': No! I wrote them a song. | :'''"Michael Jackson"''': No! I wrote them a song. | ||
| − | :''Bart holds up a cover of Michael Jackson's | + | :''Bart holds up a cover of Michael Jackson's'' Thriller ''to show that Michael Jackson is black'' |
:'''Bart''': Hello Looney Tunes, this is Michael Jackson! Can you see the difference? | :'''Bart''': Hello Looney Tunes, this is Michael Jackson! Can you see the difference? | ||
:'''"Michael Jackson"''': Bart, either Michael Jackson is in a recording studio in Los Angeles or he is right here in your house offering to help you. It is up to you as to what you believe. | :'''"Michael Jackson"''': Bart, either Michael Jackson is in a recording studio in Los Angeles or he is right here in your house offering to help you. It is up to you as to what you believe. | ||
{{Season 3 Q}} | {{Season 3 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 11:34, October 26, 2009
- Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
- Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
- Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!
- "Michael Jackson": Bart, are you not concerned that Lisa is upset? When I was growing up and did not have a lot of money, do you know what I did when one of my sisters' birthdays came up?
- Bart: You stiffed them?
- "Michael Jackson": No! I wrote them a song.
- Bart holds up a cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller to show that Michael Jackson is black
- Bart: Hello Looney Tunes, this is Michael Jackson! Can you see the difference?
- "Michael Jackson": Bart, either Michael Jackson is in a recording studio in Los Angeles or he is right here in your house offering to help you. It is up to you as to what you believe.
