Luda-Crest Wisdom

Luda-Crest Wisdom

Song Information Singers: Ludacris Characters: Ludacris Length: 1:03 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen and Scott Clausen Lyrics: Tim Long Appearance(s): "Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade"

Luda-Crest Wisdom is a song sung by Ludacris as a tub of toothpaste labeled "Luda-Crest" in the film Menace Tooth Society. In the song, Luda-Crest arrives to stop the dental diseases that are destroying the teeth.

Lyrics

Luda-Crest:

Hey, you low-life degenerates,

Stop illin' with the fillin'!

Tooth Decay:

Luda-Crest!

Luda-Crest:

I'm the enemy of the cavity,

Unstoppable like gravity.

So brush with regularity

Or you will face calamity!

I'll see ya in Atlanta, GA!

Dirty dirty mouth, y'all!

Lisa:

This film is against tooth decay, but it also kinda glamorizes it. Mixed signals, hmmm....

Appearances

• Episode – "You Kent Always Say What You Want"