Difference between revisions of "Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes"
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| − | *'''Marge''': Hello? Oh my Lord! | + | *'''Marge''': "Hello? Oh my Lord!" |
| − | :''Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys'' | + | :''(Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys)'' |
| − | :'''Marge''': I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack! | + | :'''Marge''': "I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!" |
| − | :''Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence'' | + | :''(Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence)'' |
| − | :'''Patty''': Oh my God. | + | :'''Patty''': "Oh my God." |
| − | :'''Selma''': What? | + | :'''Selma''': "What?" |
| − | :'''Patty''': 5 cents off wax paper! | + | :'''Patty''': "5 cents off wax paper!" |
| − | :''Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress'' | + | :''(Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress)'' |
| − | *'''Barney''': Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge? | + | *'''Barney''': "Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change! | + | :'''Homer''': "Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!" |
| − | :'''Barney''': Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini? | + | :'''Barney''': "Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?" |
| − | :'''Moe''': For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer. | + | :'''Moe''': "For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Thanks a lot, Moe! | + | :'''Homer''': "Thanks a lot, Moe!" |
| − | :''Homer begins drinking'' | + | :''(Homer begins drinking)'' |
| − | :'''Moe''': Homer, that is not free, you know. | + | :'''Moe''': "Homer, that is not free, you know." |
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| − | *'''Patty''': Marge, say hello to Andre! | + | *'''Patty''': "Marge, say hello to Andre!" |
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| − | + | :'''Marge''' (enraged): "My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!" | |
| + | :'''Patty''' (curt): "Oh sorry, hope he recovers." | ||
| + | :'''Selma''': "I do too." | ||
| + | :'''Andre''': "I do not"." | ||
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Revision as of 19:57, March 21, 2010
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- Marge: "Hello? Oh my Lord!"
- (Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys)
- Marge: "I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!"
- (Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence)
- Patty: "Oh my God."
- Selma: "What?"
- Patty: "5 cents off wax paper!"
- (Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress)
- Barney: "Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?"
- Homer: "Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!"
- Barney: "Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?"
- Moe: "For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer."
- Homer: "Thanks a lot, Moe!"
- (Homer begins drinking)
- Moe: "Homer, that is not free, you know."
- Patty: "Marge, say hello to Andre!"
- Marge (enraged): "My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!"
- Patty (curt): "Oh sorry, hope he recovers."
- Selma: "I do too."
- Andre: "I do not"."
