Difference between revisions of "Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes"
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| + | *'''Marge''': Hello? Oh my Lord! | ||
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:''Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys'' | :''Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys'' | ||
:'''Marge''': I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack! | :'''Marge''': I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack! | ||
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:'''Patty''': 5 cents off wax paper! | :'''Patty''': 5 cents off wax paper! | ||
:''Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress'' | :''Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress'' | ||
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| − | + | *'''Barney''': Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge? | |
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:'''Homer''': Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change! | :'''Homer''': Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change! | ||
:'''Barney''': Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini? | :'''Barney''': Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini? | ||
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:''Homer begins drinking'' | :''Homer begins drinking'' | ||
:'''Moe''': Homer, that is not free, you know. | :'''Moe''': Homer, that is not free, you know. | ||
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| + | *'''Patty''': Marge, say hello to Andre! | ||
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:'''Marge'''{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT! | :'''Marge'''{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT! | ||
:'''Patty'''{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers. | :'''Patty'''{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers. | ||
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:'''Andre''': I do not. | :'''Andre''': I do not. | ||
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| + | : Hello, can I have some beef jerky? | ||
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| + | : Would you like some vodka with that? | ||
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| + | '''Man''': Ah, what the hell? Sure. | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 01:25, January 2, 2010
- Marge: Hello? Oh my Lord!
- Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys
- Marge: I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!
- Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence
- Patty: Oh my God.
- Selma: What?
- Patty: 5 cents off wax paper!
- Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress
- Barney: Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?
- Homer: Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!
- Barney: Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?
- Moe: For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer.
- Homer: Thanks a lot, Moe!
- Homer begins drinking
- Moe: Homer, that is not free, you know.
- Patty: Marge, say hello to Andre!
- Marge{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!
- Patty{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.
- Selma: I do too.
- Andre: I do not.
: Hello, can I have some beef jerky?
: Would you like some vodka with that?
Man: Ah, what the hell? Sure.
