Homer's Big-Time Smartypants Halloween Quiz

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Homer's Big-Time Smartypants Halloween Quiz

Comic Story information Released: September 2003 Comic series: The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror Pages: 2

Homer's Big-Time Smartypants Halloween Quiz is a The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror comic story first printed in The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest.

Synopsis

Homer gives a quiz and other activities for Halloween. The reader adds up the points they got at the end.

The quiz

• Multiple choice - 4 points - Questions include:
  • "Who invented Halloween?"
  • "Why am I so scared of spiders?"
  • "When was the last Halloween?"
  • "This Halloween, which of my family members shall betray me?"
• Comparisons - 4 points - Questions include:
  • "Halloween" is to "Stuffing myself with candy" as "Thanksgiving" is to...
  • "All Hallow's Eve" is to "Everyone loves my devil costume" as "Christmas Eve" is to...
  • "Homerween" is to "A day I made up to try and get more free candy from the neighbors" as "Police investigation of holiday fraud" is to...
  • "A black cat crossing your path" is to "bad luck" as "Holding a black cat while walking under a ladder and breaking a mirror" is to...
• Word Find - 12 points - a word search
• Barney's Tavern-Oriented Story Problem - 1 point - solve Barney's problem
• Connect the dots to discover my greatest Halloween fear!!! - 1 point - a dot-to-dot
• Essay - 8 points - an essay by Homer Simpson

Scoring

• 1-8 - Weak. Did you erase my essay?! That was eight free points I gave you!
• 9-10 - Meek. A little spookier, but I'd still let you babysit my kids.
• 11-20 - Creak! I've seen you somewhere before... wait a minute, weren't you on the local news?!
• 21-25 - Eek! Marge! Lock the door! Then put the couch in front of it! Then put the children in front of the couch!
• 26-30 - You're a unique shriek freak! Aaaaaaaaaahhgg!! It's got me!!! Where's my god to rescue me in his magic sleigh?!!!!!

Reprints

Comic issue Release date Country The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus Vol. 2: Deadtime Stories for Boos & Ghouls August 1, 2023

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