Homer's Barbershop Quartet/Quotes

Quotes

Mayor Quimby: "Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!"

:George Harrison: (responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert) "It's been done."

:(Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)

Record: "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!"

:Apu: "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon."

Nigel: "Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche."

Apu: "That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay."

:(Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)

Homer: "I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400..."(winks) "Tons."

Man in Crowd:" This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! "(Jumps into River)

Homer: "I meant the statue."

:(Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)

Sarah Wiggum: "Clancy, use the remote."

:Abe: "That's my son up there!"

Jasper: "What, the balding fatass?"

Abe: "Uh, no, the Hindu guy."

Homer: (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) "I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)

(The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)

Barney: "Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it."

Bart: (after looking at record case) You wrote a song, dad?

Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only eight years ago.

Bart: Dad, I can't even remember what happened eight minutes ago.

'Everyone but Bart:' (laughs)

Bart: No, I can't. It's a serious problem!

Homer: (laughs) Who cares?

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