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| + | *'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron! | ||
| + | *'''George Harrison:''' ''(responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert)'' It's been done. | ||
| + | *(Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.) "Stuck a feather in his ca] and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!" | ||
| + | *'''Apu:''' Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.<br />'''Nigel:''' Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche.<br />'''Apu:''' That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay. | ||
| + | *''(Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)''<br /> '''Homer:'''I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400...(''winks'') Tons. <br /> '''Man in Crowd''': This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! (''Jumps into River'')<br />'''Homer:'''I meant the statue. | ||
| + | *''(Chief Wiggum is shooting the TV)''<br />'''Sarah Wiggum:''' Clancy, use the remote. | ||
| + | *'''Abe:'''"That's my son up there!"<br />'''Jasper''' "What, the balding fatass?"<br />'''Abe:''' "Uh, no, the [[Hindu]] guy." | ||
| + | *'''Homer:''' (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance) <br />'''Crowd, including the B-Sharps:''' they all laugh loudly.<br />'''Barney:'''"Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it." | ||
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Revision as of 11:18, August 31, 2009
- Mayor Quimby: Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!
- George Harrison: (responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert) It's been done.
- (Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.) "Stuck a feather in his ca] and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!"
- Apu: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Nigel: Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche.
Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay. - (Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)
Homer:I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400...(winks) Tons.
Man in Crowd: This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! (Jumps into River)
Homer:I meant the statue. - (Chief Wiggum is shooting the TV)
Sarah Wiggum: Clancy, use the remote. - Abe:"That's my son up there!"
Jasper "What, the balding fatass?"
Abe: "Uh, no, the Hindu guy." - Homer: (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)
Crowd, including the B-Sharps: they all laugh loudly.
Barney:"Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it."
