Black Widower/Quotes
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- Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in!
- Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job.
- Chief Wiggum: No, no, please. It's the only way I'll learn.
- Homer: Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button!
- Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
- Homer: I am not!
- Bart: Her only hopes were a clucky young boy and his slow-witted father.
- Bart: Aunt Selma has one hour to live!
- Homer: Hey, down in front!
- Selma: And here's another breathtaking sight... my brand new hubby!
- Sideshow Bob: I wanted a room with a fireplace you blasted monkey... Oh Selma dear... I was just chatting with my good friend... Dennis! Now, smile for the camera, there's a good lad!
