Difference between revisions of "Bart the Lover/Quotes"
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| − | :[[Maude|'''Maude''']]: | + | :[[Maude|'''Maude''']]: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? |
| − | :[[Todd|'''Todd''']]: | + | :[[Todd|'''Todd''']]: Hell no. |
| − | :'' | + | :''Flanders family gasps'' |
| − | :'''Maude''': | + | :'''Maude''': What did you say? |
| − | :'''Todd''': | + | :'''Todd''': I said I don't want any damn vegetables. |
| − | :[[Ned|'''Ned''']]: | + | :[[Ned|'''Ned''']]: Alright, that is it young man. No Bible stories for you tonight. |
| − | : | + | :''Todd runs to his room crying.'' |
| − | :'''Maude''': | + | :'''Maude''': Weren't you a little hard on him? |
| − | :'''Ned''': | + | :'''Ned''': Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me. |
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:'''Jimmy''': "Hey, what gives?" | :'''Jimmy''': "Hey, what gives?" | ||
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:'''Ned''': "I'm talking about your potty-mouth." | :'''Ned''': "I'm talking about your potty-mouth." | ||
:[[Homer|'''Homer''']]: "What the hell are you talking about?" | :[[Homer|'''Homer''']]: "What the hell are you talking about?" | ||
| + | :'''Ned''': That is it. Your swearing is having a negative influence on my son. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Oh yeah? The nerve to think you can impose your ways on me! Well, I do not like...your mustache! | ||
| + | :'''Ned''': OK, fair is fair. Tell you what. If you get rid of the potty mouth then I will get rid of the soup-strainer. It is a deal! | ||
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:'''Homer''': "Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!" | :'''Homer''': "Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!" | ||
{{Season 3 Q}} | {{Season 3 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 13:59, June 30, 2010
- Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
- Todd: Hell no.
- Flanders family gasps
- Maude: What did you say?
- Todd: I said I don't want any damn vegetables.
- Ned: Alright, that is it young man. No Bible stories for you tonight.
- Todd runs to his room crying.
- Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?
- Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.
- Jimmy: "Hey, what gives?"
- Jimmy's Dad: "You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery."
- Jimmy: "But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call."
- Jimmy's Dad: "Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones."
- Jimmy: "Dear God! What have I done?"
- (Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)
- Jimmy's Dad: "Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc."
- Jimmy: "Come back zinc, Come Back!!"
- Woodrow: "Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit."
- Ned: "I'm talking about your potty-mouth."
- Homer: "What the hell are you talking about?"
- Ned: That is it. Your swearing is having a negative influence on my son.
- Homer: Oh yeah? The nerve to think you can impose your ways on me! Well, I do not like...your mustache!
- Ned: OK, fair is fair. Tell you what. If you get rid of the potty mouth then I will get rid of the soup-strainer. It is a deal!
- Homer: "Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!"
