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| − | :'''Maude''': Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? | + | :[[Maude|'''Maude''']]: "Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?" |
| − | :'''Todd''': Hell no. | + | :[[Todd|'''Todd''']]: "Hell no." |
| − | (Everyone gasps) | + | :''(Everyone gasps)'' |
| − | :'''Maude''': What did you say? | + | :'''Maude''': "What did you say?" |
| − | :'''Todd''': I said I don't want any damn vegetables. | + | :'''Todd''': "I said I don't want any damn vegetables." |
| − | :'''Ned''': Alright, that is it young man. No bible stories for you tonight. | + | :[[Ned|'''Ned''']]: "Alright, that is it young man. No bible stories for you tonight." |
| − | (Todd runs to his room crying) | + | :(Todd runs to his room crying) |
| − | :'''Maude''': Weren't you a little hard on him? | + | :'''Maude''': "Weren't you a little hard on him?" |
| − | :'''Ned''': Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me. | + | :'''Ned''': "Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me." |
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| − | :'''Jimmy''': Hey, what gives? | + | :'''Jimmy''': "Hey, what gives?" |
| − | :'''Jimmy's Dad''': You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery. | + | :'''Jimmy's Dad''': "You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery." |
| − | :'''Jimmy''': But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call. | + | :'''Jimmy''': "But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call." |
| − | :'''Jimmy's Dad''': Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones. | + | :'''Jimmy's Dad''': "Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones." |
| − | :'''Jimmy''': Dear God! What have I done? | + | :'''Jimmy''': "Dear God! What have I done?" |
| − | (Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires) | + | :''(Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)'' |
| − | :'''Jimmy's Dad''': Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc. | + | :'''Jimmy's Dad''': "Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc." |
| − | :'''Jimmy''': Come back zinc, Come Back!! | + | :'''Jimmy''': "Come back zinc, Come Back!!" |
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| − | :'''Woodrow''': Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit. | + | :'''Woodrow''': "Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit." |
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| − | :'''Ned''': I'm talking about your potty-mouth. | + | :'''Ned''': "I'm talking about your potty-mouth." |
| − | :'''Homer''': What the hell are you talking about? | + | :[[Homer|'''Homer''']]: "What the hell are you talking about?" |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt! | + | :'''Homer''': "Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!" |
{{Season 3 Q}} | {{Season 3 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 23:32, June 23, 2010
- Maude: "Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?"
- Todd: "Hell no."
- (Everyone gasps)
- Maude: "What did you say?"
- Todd: "I said I don't want any damn vegetables."
- Ned: "Alright, that is it young man. No bible stories for you tonight."
- (Todd runs to his room crying)
- Maude: "Weren't you a little hard on him?"
- Ned: "Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me."
- Jimmy: "Hey, what gives?"
- Jimmy's Dad: "You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery."
- Jimmy: "But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call."
- Jimmy's Dad: "Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones."
- Jimmy: "Dear God! What have I done?"
- (Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)
- Jimmy's Dad: "Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc."
- Jimmy: "Come back zinc, Come Back!!"
- Woodrow: "Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit."
- Ned: "I'm talking about your potty-mouth."
- Homer: "What the hell are you talking about?"
- Homer: "Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!"
