Bart Sells His Soul/Quotes

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Reverend Lovejoy: [discovering Bart's hymn prank] "Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll!"

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Lisa: [saying Grace] "May God have mercy on my soul, and Dad's soul, and Mom's soul, and Maggie's soul, and everybody else's soul."

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Bart: "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson." (See References for explanation.)

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Bart: [praying] "Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson. I know I never paid attention at church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now. I'm...afraid. I'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul and I don't know what they're doing to it! I just want it back. Please? [starts crying] Oh, I hope you can hear this." [Bart's soul floats down from above]