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Difference between revisions of "Bart Sells His Soul/Quotes"

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:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[saying Grace]'' "May God have mercy on my '''soul''', and [[Homer|Dad]]'s '''soul''', and [[Marge|Mom]]'s '''soul''', and [[Maggie]]'s '''soul''', and everybody else's '''soul'''."
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[saying Grace]'' "May God have mercy on my '''soul''', and [[Homer|Dad]]'s '''soul''', and [[Marge|Mom]]'s '''soul''', and [[Maggie]]'s '''soul''', and everybody else's '''soul'''."
  
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'''[[Bart]]''': "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or [[Michael Jackson]]." (See [[Bart Sells His Soul/References|References]] for explanation.)
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:'''[[Bart]]''': "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or [[Michael Jackson]]." (See [[Bart Sells His Soul/References|References]] for explanation.)
  
 
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Revision as of 12:17, April 27, 2010



Reverend Lovejoy: [discovering Bart's hymn prank] "Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll!"

Lisa: [saying Grace] "May God have mercy on my soul, and Dad's soul, and Mom's soul, and Maggie's soul, and everybody else's soul."

Bart: "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson." (See References for explanation.)

Bart: [praying] "Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson. I know I never paid attention at church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now. I'm...afraid. I'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul and I don't know what they're doing to it! I just want it back. Please? [starts crying] Oh, I hope you can hear this." [Bart's "soul paper" floats down from above]