They Fixed Homer's Brain!/Quotes
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- Marge: Homer, you're a fine father, but sometimes you're a complete ninny! Talk to Lisa.
- Homer: Why don't you do that, and I'll wail the bejabebbers out of Bart. That's more my area of expertise.
- Marge: You owe Lisa an apology and a new saxophone. Now get in there, or there'll be now dessert.
- Homer: Hellooo, any scientist home?... Yoo-hoo, branicas? Homer Simpson here—I've come for you experiment. The one that pays 500 smackeroonies.
- Professor Frink: Aw, I spilled ink all over myself. So you're here for the intelligence experiment... how many justices are on the supreme court?
- Homer: 48? No, wait, that's states.
- Professor Frink: Name one important cause [GAK HOO] of the recent war in Iraq.
- Homer: Isn't Iraq what they called "Iran" on "The Flintstones?"
- Professor Frink: Splendid! You're really dumb, with the not knowing, and the stupid talking. Let the experiment begin!
- Professor Frink: Mr. Simpson, welcome to the world of smartness!
- Homer: Grrr-eat to be here!
- Professor Frink: There is a [AHEM] catch. The pill you took will make your central nervous system fail and in 7 days you'll be [GAA] dead.
- Homer: What?!
- Professor Frink: Neuro-psychologist humor. Actually, the enzyme last 7 days, then surgery can meek your [WEE HOO] mental prowess permanent. Then you'll get tour money.
- Homer: Who need money when the're Monet?.. I'm a punster!
- Bart: Homer, you aced my homework and got extra credit for using "wickiup" in a stance. Now that schoolwork won't make inside demands on my time, what say we toss the pigskin around?
- Homer: I don't know, son—there a new exhibit at the Planetarium--"Venus: Coy Maiden of the Night Sky, or Poisonous Preview of Earth's Tomorrow?" Wanna go?
- Bart: Oh, sure. And after that, yo can stack rocks on my head until I die.
- Lisa: I'd like to go, dad.
- Homer: Great! Stand back, world—smart people coming through!
- Homer: Anachronism! Dinosaurs didn't live within a million years of Australopithecus. This is driving me mad!
- Bart: "20 million years before time." Cooool.
- Homer: I need air!
- Bart: Dad's no fun anymore. I don't even like watching TV with him.
- Marge: I'm worried—I'm afraid I'm losing your father. I don't think I want him to stay smart.
- Lisa: I want him to stay smart! You're afraid of losing him? Well, I just found him—and he's mine, do you her? Mine, mine, mine!
