The Unbearable Lightness of Barney/Quotes
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
- Moe Szyslak: Whatsa matta, Homer?
- Homer: Aw, nuthin' exciting ever happens around here, Moe.
- Moe: Whadaya mean nuthin' ever happens? How 'bout that time my seltzer gun got clogged up with lime pulp?
- Homer: Yeah, but that was last year.
- Barney Gumble: What about when I swallowed the eight ball?
- Moe: Ya do that all the time, Barn.
- Homer: See? Nothin' ever happens! You clog your seltzer gun, Barney swallows the eight ball, I get my tongue caught in the change machine...
- Moe: Say, I know, Homer! Why don't we make somethin' happen!
- Homer: Now you're talkin'!
- Barney: But that assumes we intrinsically possess free will. If we had that, we probably wouldn't even be in here now: Why, we'd be seeing the world! Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colisseum! And then we could build things! Air fields! Skyscrapers! Bridges a mile lo-- [UURRRP!]
- Homer: 'Nother beer, Moe.
- Barney: Zzz...
- Moe: Gaah! Hey, the beer tap's clogged! The beer tap's clogged!
